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Ultimate Douchebag Will Wrestle Again

Hold on to your man-panties, because no one's favorite pathetic, homophobic, trash-talking wrestler-turned-conservative unmotivational speaker Ultimate Warrior is returning to the ring.
Ulitmate Warrior
Brian James Hellwig, aka Ultimate Warrior, will tease his hair and come out of retirement on June 25 to faux-fight in something called the NWE. Instead of mouthing off on his blog against celebs like Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan, the 48-year-old homosapien will fight someone called Orlando Jordan in Barcelona.

Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same sex is a hard job to give up!



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31. its sad you hate on this guy yet you probbly never saw him in a ring in your life, what you guys ran out of stories to talk about?? hmm sad, tmz is fake just like wrestling, life is fake o well, big deal,




warrior= legend

god bless warrior!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:07AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by nick

32. if you think wrestling is fake, then watch japan wrestling&mexico wrestling, they really get hurt over there, sure its fake but you can get hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,




hating on this guy is just wrong


warrior=- legend

Posted at 12:10AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by nick

33. Wow, alot of hate here, but he was one of my favorite back when he was wrestling! GO WARRIOR!!!

Posted at 1:26PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Badguy1271

34. In this world where everyone is pathetically offended by everything, it's no wonder everyone is bashing the Ultimate Warrior. To bad in today's world everybody is scared to really be tough because everyone is a bunch of panzies who hold back their opinions and actions out of fear. The Warrior is from the 80's when people were actually "tough" inside and not afraid to act how they want to while not in front a nerdy little machine your looking at right now that keeps everybody docile.

Posted at 10:59PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Go Warrior!

35. I think the biggest "waste of breathable space" is between the ears of the morons of TMZ. God forbid there's someone who lives by the traditional values that America was founded on, and who represents the voices of the few and far between who know that those values are the backbone of America. No doubt in my mind that all of you at TMZ are gay. There ARE still people in this world that don't accept or approve of such a lifestyle, and want their children to grow up knowing that a man should only be with a woman and vice versa. Deal with it. It's not about homophobia. It's about not losing our lunch everywhere we turn.

Posted at 6:08AM on Apr 24th 2008 by Backbird38

36. the warrior has a small following nothing to be worried about he will NOT be making a comback unless its with wwe or tna and then it will only be brief he has no staying power hes a has been that never will be Orlando Jordan is a good enterainer very funny hair almost buckwheatish he had a very good go at Criss Benoit very entertaining but again no staying power fun to watch but but not enough to make me miss a rerun of south park!!!

Posted at 6:32PM on Apr 25th 2008 by bluedogfire

37. This pitiful excuse for a human being is not (and never was) worthy enough to have even uttered Heath's name!

Posted at 6:41PM on Apr 28th 2008 by HeathFan4Ever

38. I get it now!! You guys are just mad that Warrior is helping an upstart FAMILY ORIENTED wrestling organization get off the ground instead of going back to WWE and the type of degeneracy you vultures like to report on.

You guys are turds.

Posted at 10:43AM on May 12th 2008 by Johnny K.

39. It's great to see the Warrior is back in Professional wrestling but the question remains whether he A work Class A Hole because of his Gay Comments or if it's all A Plan to make his comeback. The Warrior was A incredible Wrestler to the WWE and to this Date they are still using his Name on DVD's and etc. I thinjkthe real Villians are the WWE who got rid of Wrestlers like him and Orlando Jordon because of A sexual ideas or interests. If he choose to return to the United States and join TNA Federsation, the I think the WWE will have alot to worry about. Welcome back Warrior your return has cause interest to Plans and Wrestling Promotions as well.

Posted at 1:49PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Wil

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