Lorenzo's Inflatable Exes

46. "Shane can be seen on General Hospital in flashback scenes as a young Carly Corinthos", from Wikipedia

Michele Smith those are NOT your real lips. If they are, then why haven't you had those hideous platter lips fixed, you've had everything else fixed. They do not look sexy. They look ridiculous, like those weird monster face, duck-lipped people on that one episode of The Twilight Zone, that stared Donna Douglas (EllyMae from Beverly Hillbillies)

Also, anyone can Google Michele Smith, and find pictures of her WITHOUT the dinner plate in her lips.

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by gazoo

47. the bachlor made a mistake when he send Noelle home, she seemed as the girl that was the most down to earth, and Shana she is probably acting the whole time, trying to get more famous....Matt is an idiot

Posted at 5:58PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by he made a mistake

48. Most men know to look at a women's mother to see what your prosective bride will look like in 25 years. If this guy has one working brain cell he will dump Shane, and soon. Truth be told, he laughed at them.... then tried to cover up by saying the 'house' was laughable.... He knows what's up...

Posted at 11:33AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Countrygirl

49. SHAYNE HAS BEEN IN 4OR 5 MOVIES HERE IS SOME AIR AMERICA WITH HER FATHER AS A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, GENERAL HOSPITAL, THE 13TH ALLEY, AND A UP COMMING MOVIE ENDLESS BUMMER WITH MATTHEW LILLARD. GO TO IMDB..COM HER BROTHER IS AJ LAMAS....... WHAT A CUTIES

Posted at 11:37AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by i cannnot believe this

50. Sydney you idiot...know Shayne for years..she has had NO surgery in fact she wears an A cup bra moron...don't start false rumors!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:39AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by TheTruth

51. LOL...OMG!!! TMZ...you are evil!!! but so much fun!

Posted at 11:42AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Chincho

52. Just think for a moment these ugly women have about 10 pounds of make up on and they still look like hell

Posted at 11:50AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Andy

53. TMZ who are you God? These are people with feelings and what they look like has nothing to do with what kind of people they are...you guys are so desperate for stories it is just SICK...you are all disgusting people!!!

Posted at 12:21PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by TellItLikeItIs

54. DOESN'T LORENZO LAMAS LOOK LIKE THE ANIMAL, 'THE ANT EATER'?

HIS CHOICE OF WOMEN ARE HIDEOUS.

Posted at 12:21PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Fanny Steinburg

55. They are leaving proof that money can't buy happiness. what was wrong with either of these ladies before that they had to go under the knife and completely change the way they look? Its really sad and who knows what side affects later down the road all of hollyweird will be looking very strange. When you have children you take pride in the fact that they are a part of you that they have your nose or your lips, poor kids. Look Ladies your beautiful the way you are, you don’t need to alter the way you were born.

Posted at 1:02PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Lets play

56. I think Harvey is a dispicable human being. I have seen pics of mr. harvey and he has NO ROOM to judge anyone's looks. NO ROOM. And all the hate on here is ridiculous--I think everyone should take a good long look in the mirror--because i guarantee you that most of the people spewing venom from behind a computer is not much to look at themselves. Shayne and MIchele are wonderful human beings, and I think they are beautiful inside and out!

Posted at 2:18PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Kelli Taylor

57. Wow TMZ...How do you people sleep at night?????? I live in Los Angeles and saw Harvey Levin at a gas station several months back...he was horrible looking so instead of capping on single mothers why don't you post his mug on here for everyone to comment on?? This is one seriously judgemental world we live in...just remember opinions are like ass**les...everyone has one...or in the case of TMZ...several

Posted at 3:52PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by TheOne

58. I KNOW THAT THE MOTHER IS A 50 YEAR OLD TRAIN WRECK.D,O.B 9/18/57, WITH A NICE CRIMINAL BACK GROUND I THINK THE REASON SHE CHANGED HER LOOKS AND LAST NAME WAS BECAUSE OF THE TOWING COMPANIES
I THINK THAT THE MAKE UP UNION WENT ON STRIKE BEFORE SHE SHOWED UP ON THE AIR.
HER AND AMY WINEHOUSE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON, CAN YOU SAY "REHAB"
THERE ARE MORE SCARS THAN SCAR FACE HIMSELF ON THAT DRUG INDUCED BODY.
THE PLASTIC SURGEON WASN'T A GOOD FRIEND AT ALL.

Posted at 5:08PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by CHARLES U. FARLEY

59. HARVEY LEVIN IS MY IDOL... THE ONLY THING HE DID WRONG WAS PUT THAT MESS ON PRIME TIME...THIS 50 YEAR OLD TRAIN WRECK D.O.B. 9/18/57. REHAB MIGHT HAVE WORKED INSTEAD OF PLASTIC SURGERY.
THERE'S MORE BONDO , (NOT BOTOX) ON THAT FACE THAN A 50 CHEVY...
POOR LORENZO, WHAT A MESS HE LEFT BEHIND.
I ASK 1 THING OF YOU HARVEY, PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT TRAIN BACK ON TV. I CAN'T TAKE THE PUNISHMENT...

Posted at 5:07PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by CHARLES U. FARLEY

60. THESE WOMEN ARE SCARY! I THOUGHT HALLOWEEN WAS OVER! IT'S THE CRYPT KEEPER AND HER LONG LOST SISTER. THESE 2 FISH ARE FREAKS! LORENZO'S CAREER WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED. I THINK THIS MOTHER IS WASHED UP AND LOOKS MORE LEATHERED THAN MY BIRKIN BAG! AND CAN WE SAY POKAHONTAS FOR THE SISTER WITH THE DARK ROOTS? SO MUCH BLEACH. WHERE WAS THE STYLIST AND MAKE UP ARTIST FOR THIS SHOW? DID THEY TAKE THE DAY OFF? GOOD LORD!!!

Posted at 5:07PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by BILLY THE BIG MOUTHED BASS