Lorenzo's Inflatable Exes

Lorenzo Lamas' fake-boobed, botox-injected, trashtastic ex wife made a special guest appearance on last night's "Meet the Parents" episode of The Bachelor -- only we're NOT talkin' about Shauna Sand!


As TMZ TV happened to notice -- Lorenzo has a type.

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61. Aww charles U farley, has your coke dealer been imprisoned--are you unable to get your fix? too bad--perhaps you should try some crackrock--it works quicker, and it's cheaper. And what do you look like? Would love to see you in the flesh! Sadistic creep.

Posted at 5:23PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Kelli Taylor

62. CHARLES U FARLEY...YOU SOUND LIKE AN EX BOYFRIEND WHO WAS DUMPED BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP? I'M RIGHT AREN'T I?? SORE LOSER....YOU ONLY MAKE YOURSELF LOOK THE FOOL

Posted at 6:33PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by kustomasshole

63. Wow...some bored immature people on here!!! I think it's obvious that Charles U Farley & Big Mouthed Bass are the same person...posting someone's DOB? Right there you gave away that you know someone in this family...and to talk about the woman's children that way? I am embarassed for you...aren't you embarassed for yourself? Your'e single...that I know for a fact....I will pray for you tonight...Karma...it's real.

Posted at 6:40PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Janice23

64. HEY JANICE! I NEVER POSTED ANYONE'S AGE AND I'M NOT CHARLIE FARLEY. I WAS RESPONDING TO SEVERAL OF THE POSTS AND WHAT I FOUND ON GOOGLE. YOU CAN FIND A LOT THERE AND THAT'S HOW I FOUND THE 24/7 CLIP OF SOME GUY NAMED WHITY MEETING SHAYNE'S DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SAYING THAT HE MET HER AT A VIVID PARTY WHICH IS A PORN COMPANY. I HAD NO IDEA HOW OLD THE MOTHER WAS BUT SHE LOOKS OLD. SHE'S ALSO HERE POSTING IF IT'S REALLY HER. IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE ALLOWED HERSELF TO BE PORTRAYED ON NATIONAL TV FOR EVERYONE TO SEE WHAT A MESS SHE IS. I WOULD THINK ON THESE SHOWS THAT THE HAIR, MAKEUP, STYLIST AND INTERIOR DESIGN TEAMS WOULD TRY TO MAKE THINGS LOOK A LITTLE NICER. WATCHING THIS IS HARD ENOUGH AND NOW WITH HD TV IT'S EVEN WORSE. MY EYES NEED A BREAK FROM ALL OF THIS SKANKYNESS!

Posted at 7:09PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by BILLY THE BIG MOUTHED BASS

65. Billy The Big Mouthed ASS....ummmmm....if your eyes need a break for "all the skaniness" how about changing the chanel IDIOT!!!!! And if it's so bad WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IN THE 1ST PLACE??? Now everyone knows you aren't very briggt...going to a vivid party means nothing...it's Hollywood, my best friend's husband works for the Red Light District and they go to parties all the time....they are not Porn stars, they are parents, go to church every Sunday so grow up people go to parties...doesn;t make them bad people and people like you should go fall off the face of the earth...seriously....they don't come much dumber!

Posted at 7:31PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Hailey'sMom

66. WOW! Billy, you give Wisconin a bad name - please do me a favor and never mention my home state again.

Michele is a beautiful person, inside and out.

I cannot say that about a lot of you that posted comments here.

Posted at 8:26PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by TammyG

67. TONY CAN YOU JUST RUN AWAY WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS FOR ONCE AND ALL? MICHELE HAS SO MANY PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER, SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON. YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD.

Posted at 8:46PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by TrueFriend

68. I DIDN'T SAY I'M FROM HERE. I'M JUST HERE DOING SOME WORK. WISCONSIN. THERE I SAID IT. TAMMY YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT TAMMY FAYE BAKER REINCARNATED? DID YOU COME BACK TO DO THESE 2 FISH FACE'S MAKEUP JOBS? THANKS FOR STOPPING BY TAMMY FAYE SKANKCHEESE! IF YOU WERE REALLY MICHELE'S FRIEND YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER LET HER GO ON NATIONAL TV LOOKING LIKE SHE DID! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND? LET ME BUY YOU ALL SOME GLASSES AND A TRIP TO THE MAKEUP COUNTER AT NORDSTROMS.

Posted at 8:43PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by BILLY THE BIG MOUTHED BASS

69. G0 smoke your crackpipe bigass--it is very clear you are either 1) a lunatic stalker or 2) A schizotypal idiot with nothing better to do than to sit on their ugly ass behind a computer and spew hatred--you'll get what's coming to you--of that I am sure.

Posted at 8:47PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Kelli Taylor

70. I went 2 skool wit Shayen and Aj Both r mad addicts an still r Used 2 do ice wit Jason an e1 We all smoked 420 wit there moms 2 an we have movies wit Sahyne in em doin stuff in lv she still hot but she no angle

Posted at 9:05PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Jessy J.

71. Anthony M Wood don't make me come to that crap hole on Coldwater Canyon...come get your unsightly piece of crap off my property NOW! How disappointed Steve, Dovie, Deborah, Micheline & Karen will be when I forward these posts to them!!! You are a sad strange little man....go take some Viagra and then come get this hunk of junk before I tow it to the junkyard where you obviously belong

Posted at 9:45PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by George Barris

72. JesseJ are u sure you still aren't in school? You can't even
spell....

Posted at 9:55PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by ThomBermon

73. Nice Michele really nice. You and your friends are a joke sweetie, and look I didn't even have to say a word. All I did was sit back, grab some popcorn and watched the show. You have pissed off a lot of people and I guess I'm not the only one. However, I feel bad for you once again, but thanks for the free publicity and my 15 minutes of fame. I'm always up for a good time and a good laugh, just ask my husband. Please get some help and stop embarrassing yourself and your family.

As for the kids, they know I love them and they are great kids. Anyone saying nasty lies about them can go to hell because it's not their fault who their parents are. You people had to see this coming at some point. Michele I highly suggest you keep it between me and you because the publicity sword can cut both ways. I don't need to hide. I say it like it is. Anyone who wants to hear the truth about Michele, hit me up on the above MySpace page. I'll be more than happy to share, but the only thing that stops me is my love for those kids. You've put them through enough, MOTHER OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND CENTURY.

With Love,

Kristin

P.S. I was right about Shayne making it to the final 4. Too bad you had to be a liar about it after everything I've done for you and your kids. Shame on you.

Posted at 11:33PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Kristin

74. All I can say is most of the people who have left comments on here need to get a life!!!! You must all think you are perfect people w/o flaws!! God, it makes me sick how judgmental you all are. Get over yourselves!!!!

Posted at 2:56AM on Apr 24th 2008 by CVS

75. KRISTIN, if you really care about the kids, you would not talk bad about their mother...especially not in a public forum for millions of people to see.
Michele, you are a great person. Shayne, i hope you get the Bachelor.

Love and hugs from Germany, Anya!!

Posted at 1:10AM on Apr 24th 2008 by Anya

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