Lorenzo's Inflatable Exes

76. wow...what is happening here?? I cam on to see all the comments people left (my wife watches the Bachelor every week!) and I see all this...I think it's sad that grown adults put their personal problems on a public forum for all to see...amazes me! I did notice that "Tony Wood" must be the same poster as big mouth bass and the charles farley (notice the CAPITOL letters and the same type of wording) and I felt the need to post something. It seems that this board is a bit out of hand and I just wanted to remind everyone to take a deep breath and remember we are all human beings with flaws, we do the best we can to raise our kids and make sure they are happy adults...sometimes just forgiving and forgetting is best for everyone involved. It seems that there are kids involved here and some nasty things have been posted...all very unnecessary..hope you all work it out AMONGST YOURSELVES...good luck

Posted at 2:22AM on Apr 24th 2008 by Artdealer2U

77. How did poor Shauna get lumped in w/this mess? Shauna is a great person and how she dresses shouldn't make her name be dragged through the mud w/ this woman who looks nothing like her my god. It's obvious that this Michelle woman has many issues and personal problems w/a lot of people out there along w/being cosmetically challenged. This forum is now being used to slander different people who have problems w/ this unkempt woman. I am sorry Shauna, but now I see what you meant. Its become a place for people to air their dirty laundry so why take down people who had nothing to do w/this show? Shauna wasn't even on the show. TMZ owes Shauna an apology for lumping her in w/these maniacs. Much love to Shauna.

Posted at 2:44AM on Apr 24th 2008 by friends wShauna

78. I AM ONE PERSON HERE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE PERSONALLY. I AM A BIG TMZ FAN AND I HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL WATCHING THE BACHELOR 12. THE INFORMATION I STUMBLED UPON IS ALREADY ALL OVER THE INTERNET HIGHWAY AND HAS BEEN POSTED ON TMZ LAST YEAR. HOWEVER, I AM ENJOYING MY NEW FOUND FAME. I SEE I HAVE STRUCK A NERVE WITH SOME OF YOU IDIOTS. YOU WOULD ALL HAVE TO BLIND TO NOT SEE THESE 2 TROUTY POUTY FISH ARE NOTHING BUT SKANKY MESSES! LORENZO SHOULD BE CALLED "LAME-ASS" NOT LAMAS.

Posted at 12:23PM on Apr 24th 2008 by BILLY THE BIG MOUTHED BASS

79. I must say these 2 pieces of living Salvador Dali works of art are yucky to look at to say the least. They remind me of a cross between Don Knott of the movie The Incredible Mr. Limpet does Botox Barbie. They are gross and obviously don't age gracefully. Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. Are they related to Priscilla Presley? Just wondering as I sit here and gag.

Posted at 4:20PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Mr. Limpet

80. Do these freaks of nature not have a mirror? Can we say body dysmorphic disorder? I don't feel bad for women who intentionally ruin their looks trying to keep themselves youthful. I bet these two smoke like fiends, drink like fish and dabble in some sort of illegal drugs. All tanning salons should ban these women from entering. Their skin looks like leather. I saw The Bachelor the other night. What was that woman wearing on her eyes? Gross! Don't they have a makeup artist on these types of shows?

Posted at 8:59PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Mind Boggling

81. Michele what happened to you??????????????????? You were such a pretty woman the last time I saw you...................... I'm shocked you would do this to yourself.................... You claim on here that you had a bad day when you know you spent all day primping yourself for hours for this show??????????????????????You can't be that deluded and blind??????????................... I'm sorry, but what were those huge black things on your eyes????????????? GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... Hanging all over that guy like that? Wow! I'm shocked to say the least................

Girl fix yourself before it's too late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:44PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Mom

82. JUST WONDERING WHAT THIS WOMAN LOOKED LIKE YEARS AGO CUZ SHAYNE IS HOT. SHE'S MY FAVORITE ON THE BACHELOR. STILL HER MOTHER LOOKED WHACK AND HER HOUSE WAS TRASHY LOOKING. THE SHOW HAS REALLY LOWERED ITS STANDARDS. BOTH OF THESE WOMEN LOOK LIKE USED UP HOLES.

Posted at 12:23AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Jakub

83. I happen to think they are both very attractive women...just need make-up application lessons.....and Jakub a.k.a. Big Mouthed Bass...a.k.a. Charles Farley.....your mental illness is evident to millions of people now...you should really give up now...you got you so-callled point across at the expense of these families and their kids....enough is really enough

Posted at 2:18AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Portlandbaby

84. HEY IDIOTS! I'M JUST ME. JUST BECAUSE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE! LET ME POINT OUT ONE THING. THESE TWO LOOK LIKE HUMAN BLOW UP DOLLS. IT'S CHEAPER TO BUY THE REAL THING. SOME PEOPLE LIKE TYPING IN CAPS. THAT'S JUST ME. DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE SAME AS OTHERS BUT THINK WHAT YOU WANT IDIOTS. YOU'RE PROBABLY ALL THE SAME PERSON TOO FOR ALL I KNOW. I JUST KNOW THESE TWO SKANKS ARE HIDEOUS. HIGH FIVES TO JAKUB AND CHARLIE.

Posted at 11:32AM on Apr 25th 2008 by BILLY THE BIG MOUTHED BASS

85. Who are all of these ridiculous people posting insults back and forth? Stick to the story at hand folks and get a life! Speaking of which these 2 women look absolutely ridiculous. I pity them and their poor children who must be mortified to have mothers looking like this. What was Lorenzo thinking? I didn't think he was this shallow minded. How many children does he have? Pick a woman opposite of these two!

Posted at 11:30AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Gina W.

86. Thank you Billy the Big Mouthed Bass-- you said what I've been trying to post without any luck. Michelle looks like a distorted blow-up doll. How can Shayne let her Mom go on TV looking like that?? Are they both so out of it that they can't see how sleazy/hideous she looked? Daughters don't let their moms go on TV looking like a freak!

Posted at 1:12PM on Apr 25th 2008 by LP

87. FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS THE COMMON SENSE TO SEE IT MY WAY. WHO WOULD LET ANYONE GO ON TV LOOKING ALL SKANKEDIFIED? IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE SHAYNE IS HOT BUT I'M WORRIED AT HOW SHE WILL AGE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. IF SHE SMOKES, DRINKS AND POSSIBLY DOES EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES THEN SHE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE HER MOTHER. I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS CHICK WITHOUT PUKING IN MY MOUTH. OH MAN. SHE'S NASTY. LORENZO IS AN IDIOT. SHAUNA LOOKS LIKE SHE'S HEADING DOWN THE SAME ROAD. I JUST HOPE SHE DOESN'T PUT THOSE FAKE ASS EYELASHES ON LIKE THIS SKANK DID. I HAVE HOPE FOR HER. THE OTHER SKANK IS TOO FAR GONE. JUST JUMP IN YOUR GRAVE NOW AND DO US ALL A FAVOR.

Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 25th 2008 by BILLY THE BIG MOUTHED BASS

88. Wow bigass that is really harsh--WHy would you even say something like that about another human being? That's just ridiculous. I think it's time for you to calm yourself, and find something else to focus your attention on--things come back to haunt you and saying you want someone to go ahead and die is definitely something that will come back to haunt you--It's time to show a little maturity--You are acting like an adolescent--prepubescent adolescent to be exact, and you speak as though you have absolutely no sense--i realize that some men have very small brains and you are clearly one of the less intelligent i have heard speak on a forum. I think you should just calm down, find a friend, and let it go. You're making yourself look like a complete idiot--which you likely are, but wouldn't you rather hide that from the world? Just a suggestion.

Posted at 2:50PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Kelli Taylor

89. How many people think that this Kelli Taylor chick is Michelle? She seems so defensive and seems to have a personal stake in all of this. Just wondering?

Posted at 6:55PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Kibbles n Bits

90. After reading all of these comments it's obvious this goes past their looks. These women are not very well- liked in real life especially the woman who was on the Bachelor. I would never let my mother go on television looking that bad. I don't know these people and I'm not condemning them, but didn't they see how bad she looked? I am a cosmetologist and would be more than happy to give her a make over just in case she hits the airwaves again.

Posted at 7:29PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Liz S.