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No More "Mother"-in' for Brit ... Yet

4/22/2008 7:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

All of a sudden, Britney Spears has turned into Marlon Brando: She won't do another episode of "How I Met Your Mother" until she approves the script. Not enough "y'alls" in this line, y'all!

Us reports that, according to a source, "Nothing is signed yet" and Brit is waiting for the right material. "No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment."

Doogie can rest easy, for now.

It's Ali Downhill from Here for Lil' Lohan

And so it begins for Ali Lohan: She's started filming her first movie in L.A., and, no surprise, she's already playing older.

People reports that 14-year-old Ali will be playing "a popular high school senior" in the film, called "Mostly Ghostly," which is about an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts. As she told Teen Vogue this month, "I grew up watching Lindsay. It made we want to do what she does."

We'll just leave that hanging there, pregnantly.

Diane Gets Hooker Busted by Mom

Note to prostitutes: Your mama will still recognize you even if a TV show gets you all disguised with dark lighting, fake voice, and distorted profile.

That's what happened to one woman who appeared on an ABC special on prostitution, reports the New York Post, who thought she'd avoid detection during her interview with Diane Sawyer. Too bad: Her parents happened to watch the show, and the mom emailed the call girl to bust her.

Oddly enough, on her blog, the woman didn't seem all that bothered by the unveiling.

Party Favors: Scientolospawn to Play Lil' Will in Flick ... Harry Potter's in Love ... At Least One Knick Does Something Useful

Connor Cruise will be making his film debut in the upcoming Will Smith film "Seven Pounds," reports People, and curiously enough he will be playing a younger version of Smith's character. ... Daniel "I Was Harry Potter and I'm Loaded" Radcliffe is in thrall to a hot Aussie blonde, according to reports. Hermione's just turned 18, and Harry is making a play for an Aussie blonde. What in the name of Dumbledore is going on? ... While James Dolan, Isiah, and the rest of the New York Knickermorons go off to spend their ill-gotten cash, we're glad to hear that ex-Knick Allan Houston gave $20,000 each to "youngpreneurs" who will be starting businesses in Harlem through his Allan Houston Foundation.


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Party 'till you die!    

What's Brit true-to-life air head, sex seeking character going to do on that show? Run after someone again who doesn't have any interest in her and then try to steal someone else's man? Hmmmmm?

2376 days ago

Lenn K.    

The Lohans and the Spears, wow has a America gone straight downhill!!

2376 days ago


None of this is news...............Zzzzzzzzzz

2376 days ago


Allan Houston -- glad to read something good on here for a change. he seems like a real good guy.

2376 days ago

Party 'till you die!    

Great. Now we have self appointed red neck proof readers.

2376 days ago

pattie in cali    

lohan get a life. your very young, and dumb. no one wants to see your movie, we are sick of people like you. you have everything. all the help you would ever need. you guys still play around with your aren't worth the money you are givin. go away. u suck. your hateful. i hope the olsan girl kicks your ass. you know what we are talking about. its on you lohan. straighten your life out, go away

2376 days ago


Regarding Daniel Radcliffe...uh, yeah, sure.

2376 days ago


What a friggin, no talent, washed-up, prima donna she is!!! I wish her daddy would just pack up this worthless POS and get out of all our lives. Why does everyone pander to this 26 year old child??? I would be very happy if I never saw her ugly fat face again.

2375 days ago

J Doe    

Remember when Britney shamed all other women in the world with her indignant self-righteousness when she claimed she was a "virgin" and "saving herself for marriage????

Just as she believed then, she believes now that she is most unique and special person on the planet. She is playing the same saintly act, now. Just like she was NOT a virgin, she is lying to the world once again. This time she is claiming to be the victim of some kind of parental abuse.

I never believed her when she claimed to be virgin, and I don't believe her now with her new self-righteousness act that she was railroaded by her own mother. All she knows how to do is lie and create a fake image. She behaves like a child imposing her own childish beliefs of right and wrong onto the public. She cannot admit or learn from her mistakes, that is why she was no true friends or boyfriends.

She is a such a child and refuses to grow up and own up to her selfish,drunk, drugged and whorish behavior.

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