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Miley "Memoirs" Really Worth Millions?

Well they must not be paying her by the word: Miley Cyrus just inked a deal to write her *choke, gag* memoirs – for what's being called a "seven-figure" deal.

15-year-old Miley will recount the portion of her life for which she has been a sentient human being for the Disney Book Group. MC says she hopes to "motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together." Yawn, but if those saucy snaps are any indication, Volume Two should be a hell of a lot hotter.

Miley made $18.5 million last year.

Eli's Honeymoon Audible Picked Off


So Eli Manning thought he'd be so clever and QB-sneak off to a "secret" location in Mexico with his bride. Didn't work.

The New York Daily News reports that Eli and Abby MacGrew were supposed to hang out at their Cabo wedding resort for a few days – but abruptly shipped off to a place they thought they could be alone. Someone forgot to tell the paparazzi, who still got shots of them getting all unnecessary roughness ... with some reading material, especially Abby's book on Darfur.

"Gossip" Gay -- Biggest. Anticlimax. Ever.


So you thought that the big outing of a character on "Gossip Girl" was going to be, like, an art-maybe-imitating-life-type thing involving Chace Crawford?

Not so much. Kelly Rutherford, who plays Blake Lively's mom on the show, blabbed to Us about who would be outed this season – and it's (watch out, spoiler ...) her son, Eric, played by Connor Paolo. Apparently he's a troubled type, and it's not the only thing he's dealing with. But you knew that already.

Party Favors: Kanye and Fiancee – Not Really Finished? ... Pacino Got $9 Mil for Terrible Fake Tan ... Kid Forces Grandma to Go Gangsta


Kanye West and his fiancée Alexis Phifer may have told the world that they're history as a couple, but the Chicago Sun-Times says that it might not quite be curtains. A close friend says, "I'm not convinced they are truly, totally over." ... The L.A. Times takes Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro to task for the string of perfunctory paydays they've been pumping out recently – like Pacino's "88 Minutes," for which he got paid $9 million. ... A Florida teen made his borderline senile grandma act in a gangsta rap video, holding a semiautomatic pistol, and he's been arrested for it, reports the Palm Beach Post.

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16. Those are not pictures of Miley Cyrus. It's already been reported by MSNBC that they are pictures of a look alike.

Posted at 10:42AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Peggy

17. Is Eric and Brad Pitt an item?

Posted at 11:20AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Hayden

18. Little Mylie is just another little slut in the making........won't be long now.

Posted at 11:37AM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Susan B

19. And then when I was 7 I accidentally walked into my parents bedroom and caught them talking about how I was really a genetically engineered Disney-kidbot. I thought that was really cool and I still do, even with the weird dreams.

Posted at 5:03PM on Apr 24th 2008 by blurt

20. Miley, Britney,Lindsey.....same thing......

Posted at 1:24PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by LA

21. Her dad probably told her "get as much money any way you can, because your fame will quickly fade out and your lack of talent will begin to show like mine did, remember him in "Doc, (He play a hillbilly hick who thought he knew how to practice medicine.) He's using her to try to reinvent his has been career.. trouble is, she has no talent either..

Posted at 9:25AM on Apr 25th 2008 by leftykc

22. I really don't think she's quite old enough to have "memoirs" unless she's remembering a past life. I really can't see her talking about the day she and Walt Disney had a business lunch.

Posted at 2:47PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Alex

23. Re: "Gangsta Grandma"

Rap is Dead
This is Why

Posted at 1:50PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnLineNameAintWorthFightingOver

24. I knew it!

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Maria

25. This is not a picture of Miley - TMZ you are behind. It was in several papers yesterday that these were look-a-likes.

Posted at 2:02PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Tired of Hollyweird

26. I'd rather the gangsta grandma snapped and blasted her garbage grandson away

Posted at 2:14PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Yeah, I'd like that

27. She already is starting to look like a slut.

Posted at 2:47PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by vanillaswirl87

28. OK, the people that actually like her can't read, so I don't know why they think they are going to make money off this lol

Posted at 2:53PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by vanillaswirl87

29. Miley's memoirs?

I can wait to see how she explains her rise to fame in light of her complete lack of acting talent or singing ability: Dad is a genius; i sold my sole to Satan; little kids don't require much to be impressed. I don't care how much money she has made, or albums she has sold, she has to know that she is a lousy singer.

I could be wrong. My analysis is based on accidentally watching five minutes of Hanna Montana while channel surfing and watching her sing on the Country Music Awards. Also, I think I recognized her crackling, jerking, attempt at singing in a song with the chorus "get ready, get set, don't go," yesterday on my car radio."

Posted at 10:10PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by robaldrich

30. LOL. Memoirs of a retard. If you go back and watch American Idol when she sings, she has her left hand and sometimes right hand up to the opposite side of her chest, resembling.. well, you figure it out. Dur dur dur, then they changed my diaper. Dur oops, there goes my helmet.

Posted at 5:33PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Noisome

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