Eat Your Jockstrap Out, David Beckham

16. He looks like a total bottom to me. Yeah, I'd tap that.

Posted at 3:22PM on Apr 24th 2008 by John

17. #11 Kim - european football is the REAL football - they kick the ball with their feet. your 'football' mainly comprises of you holding the ball and running - in other words its rugby. only you americans call it soccer, your so called football is known as 'american football' and nobody cares about it since only your country plays it. hey we have a whole world cup dedicated to OUR FOOTBALL, what do you have? american football just a cissier version of rugby, our boys play it without helmets and shoulder pads! haha we are the best!

Posted at 3:20PM on Apr 24th 2008 by berry

18. HOT DAMN IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ;)

Posted at 3:41PM on Apr 24th 2008 by JOJO

19. That could make me watch soccer. Damn he is FINE!!!!!!!! The Portugese definetly know how to make um!

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Blissfull

20. Wow, I needed that.............thanks TMZ! I really get tierd of looking at all these classless women all the time!

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Disgusted in Dallas

21. somebody please wipe the drool off of my keyboard!

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 24th 2008 by kashmir

22. Wow OK I'm over Beckham now!! this one has stolen my heart :)

Posted at 3:22PM on Apr 24th 2008 by CC

23. YUMMY!!!!!! Me likey!!!!!

Posted at 3:44PM on Apr 24th 2008 by whas up???

24. MEOW!!!!!!

Posted at 3:24PM on Apr 24th 2008 by iowa girl

25. DAAAAAAMN! Hot stuff!

Posted at 3:25PM on Apr 24th 2008 by droolinfool

26. I mean it's like Johnny Depp on growth hormones or something, very strange!

Posted at 3:25PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Kelli

27. I've always said Ronaldo's much hotter than Beckham. Not that I wouldn't mind bending Beckham over a sofa. But Ronaldo makes me want to release an egg!

Posted at 3:27PM on Apr 24th 2008 by TralfaZ

28. BEST FOOTBALLER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!SO SEXY!

Posted at 3:31PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Carol

29. Harvey Levin must have written this article. I wonder if Harvey's office boytoy Max is getting boyfriend envy from this. You know how "emotional" those homosexuals are. I'm just sayin'!

Posted at 3:28PM on Apr 24th 2008 by H B Rider

30. Whether he was up to no good or simply desperate to play BrickBreaker, a Mexican press attaché was caught on camera by Secret Service pocketing several White House BlackBerries during a recent meeting in New Orleans, FOX News has learned.

Sources with knowledge of the incident said the official, Rafael Quintero Curiel, served as the lead press advance person for the Mexican Delegation and was responsible for handling logistics and guiding the Mexican media around at the conference. He took six or seven of the handheld devices from a table outside a special room in the hotel where the Mexican delegation was meeting with President Bush earlier this week.

Everyone entering the room was required to leave his or her cell phone, BlackBerry and other such devices on the table, a common practice when high-level meetings are held. American officials discovered their missing belongings when they were leaving the session.

It didn't take long before Secret Service officials reviewed videotape taken by a surveillance camera and found footage showing Quintero Curiel absconding with the BlackBerries.

Sources said Quintero Curiel made it all the way to the airport before Secret Service officers caught up with him. He initially denied taking the devices, but after agents showed him the DVD, Quintero Curiel said it was purely accidental, gave them back, claimed diplomatic immunity and left New Orleans with the Mexican delegation.


It is unclear what disciplinary measures, if any, await him in Mexico. White House spokeswoman Dana Perino refused to discuss the incident, telling FOX News, "We are aware of the situation, but as it's under investigation by law enforcement officials, we will decline to comment."

Mexican criminals steal and have diplomatic immunity.

Posted at 3:30PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Rat