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Eat Your Jockstrap Out, David Beckham

When Manchester United lost David Beckham to Real Madrid, the futbol team eventually gained one hot 6'1" slab of Portuguese man-candy in the chiseled form of Cristiano Ronaldo. Bend it like who?!

The smokin' hot 23-year-old was caught at a Manchester airport on Wednesday, looking so suave it hurts.

Who wouldn't want to play on his team!






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46. i love soccer....

Posted at 3:49PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Giselle

47. I meant without Beckham that is.

Posted at 3:50PM on Apr 24th 2008 by LosCabos

48. Just creamed my twinkie, this guy is gorgeous.

Posted at 3:51PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Just saying

49. another faux hawk? jesus....getting sick of that stupid hairdo

Posted at 3:56PM on Apr 24th 2008 by cornjob

50. He looks good... but suppose that's all there is to him. David Beckham spoils his wife, dotes on his kids, is highly successful in his career, is a nice guy and has a charitable heart. Can we say "total package"? No bona fide comparison yet, so far as I can see. Believe me... it takes more than just a jockstrap.

Posted at 3:57PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Angiebaby

51. Bend it like WHOM, not who. The rule is if you can subtitute the word HIM, then use WHOM. If you can sub HE, then use WHO. Even sensational journalism should be written correctly. He is pretty to be certain. He reminds me a bit of the actor that portrayed quidditch player Cedric Diggory, only a few years older. Must be the chiseled features.

Posted at 4:03PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Rebecca

52. European men are just so much sexier, classier, romantic and style icons compared to American men who just enjoy guzzling beer from a bottle, wearing baggy clothes and flip flops and without any romance in their soul. I'll take Beckham, Ronaldo, Lampard, Colin Furth (even Simon Cowell is sexy!), and all the others anytime over the likes of KFed, the Madden twins or any of the other Hollywood creeps!

Posted at 4:04PM on Apr 24th 2008 by 887766

53. Wordplay such as "eat your jockstrap out," an explicitly gay-oriented idiom, and "man-candy," a homosexual term of endearment, is exposing the queerness of the TMZ writer of this. Someone's queerness is showing!

Posted at 4:06PM on Apr 24th 2008 by just me

54. #11 you should really get it straight. Soccer is one of the most physically demanding sports in the world. There are no timeouts. no commercial breaks and no time to pick out your play. You are basically running nonstop for 90 min. not like American football where you actually only play like 60 min of total action. Dont get me wrong (GO EAGLES) I love American football but they actually took the name from soccer as we here in America Call it. The whole world calls it futbol so yeah. Any more dumb comments

Posted at 4:06PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Goolsbinin

55. wmmmm.. david who??? (wiping drool off chin) WOW watta hottie!!! & yes he looks like a beefier johnny depp, but I would do both no problem!!!! yum

Posted at 4:18PM on Apr 24th 2008 by breezyme

56. He looks gay.

Posted at 4:14PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Richard Dick

57. he looks angry and full of himself, i'll pass!

Posted at 4:14PM on Apr 24th 2008 by good grief!

58. OMG CRISTIANO RONALDO IS MY GOD!!! portugal

Posted at 4:18PM on Apr 24th 2008 by jess

59. I don't think he's full of himself. I just think that he may have gotten upset over the fact that a camera is in his face.

He's not gay. Lol... No, I don't think so.

(not that I would know, but I wouldn't mind finding out ;);) ) LMAO

Posted at 4:17PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Suzy

60. I don't want to play on his team, but I would Love to play with him.

Posted at 4:20PM on Apr 24th 2008 by tlo

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