Eat Your Jockstrap Out, David Beckham

91. 1 million times beefier and better that Depp anyday, I love a clean cut guy and he is sweet. Oh my, he does it right.

Posted at 12:50AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Carly

92. Rinaldo makes Beckham look like MERDA!!!!!!!!

Merda

PORK CHOPS rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:53AM on Apr 25th 2008 by kentwoodgirl

93. He is a horrible, nasty human being.

Posted at 2:55AM on Apr 25th 2008 by knobrot

94. Manchester United ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN U Forever!

Love Always,
A Beautiful Hoolighan

Posted at 2:56AM on Apr 25th 2008 by kentwoodgirl

95. My GOD Yes! Tmz keep up the good work.Who cares what debacle Britney is causing...I want MORE of this guy!

Posted at 4:14AM on Apr 25th 2008 by lynn

96. He may greet his master with them little pu-see lips

Posted at 5:46AM on Apr 25th 2008 by The Queen

97. Beckham ~You got nothing on this HUNK!!!!!!! We want to see MORE!!!!!

Posted at 8:14AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Moon69

98. Dear Lucy Phoenix #46,

You are an uneducated, trailer trash, half-wit, skank.
Your knowledge of geography is astounding!
Portugal is in Europe, not Mexico.
He is Caucasian, of European decent, not Central American Indian or mixed, Mestizo decent.

As a second note, by using the term "Mexican" in a derogatory way, it reveals your obese American, cheetos eating, ignorant, racist ass. Why are you so threatened by the Mexican people that it makes you an ugly, moronic bigot? Did the hard working Mexican immigrants take your lazy pappy's job away and send your Mama to the welfare line for cigs? -sounds like it.
Get off of your fat, truck-stop whore ass and get an education.
Your ignorance is an embarrassment to your country.

Posted at 10:11AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Jason

99. bring on the portugues diving team.. FC Barcalona is going to destroy Man U.. and he cant even make a simple PK... wanker

Posted at 10:32AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Gooner 4 Life

100. Soccer players don't wear jockstraps, what a stupid title. Beckham is 10 years older, that is a lifetime in football, you can't compare the two, and I hate when people try to say 'x is the new y', the original is always the one people remember. And Ronaldo is just a poseur with greasy curly hair and dodgy skin.

Posted at 11:13AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Helen

101. He's gorgeous!!!!!

Posted at 6:55PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Angie

102. YUM!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:41AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Amy S

103. OMG, I can't stop looking at his picture. He is so incredibly hot....Yum, Yum, Yum!!!!!

Posted at 12:57PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Raven

104. for a show that makes fun of ppl for everything and anything they do, ud think u guys would learn how to spell simple words first. its football, just like how it sounds. foot and ball not futbal.

Posted at 12:05PM on Apr 25th 2008 by salma

105. OMG.....David who????!!!!

Posted at 2:41PM on Apr 25th 2008 by EMMA