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Shauna Sand: Hotter than Molten Silicone

4/24/2008 12:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

All those long hours in the doctor's chair have really paid off for Shauna Sand.

The 36-year-old mother of three oiled up, stuffed her bronzed, gorgeous, re-engineered girls into a tiny orange bikini and gave Miami beachgoers a pole-free stripper-worthy peep show on Wednesday. In case of emergency, Shauna may be used as a flotation device.

Lorenzo may not want her in Florida, but if this is a preview of what we can expect -- FedEx those Lucite streetwalker heels to Dade County, stat!

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angel46    

Oh God, she looks like my grandmother....with those big old hanin' boobs. Yikes, they be draggin' the floor in a few years.

2186 days ago
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bb    

Love the sexy hunk she's with, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2186 days ago
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sandykay    

I think her boobs are to big for her body.

2186 days ago
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Dr. Adams    

SHE LOOKS LIKE THE DISCUSTING PIG....,THAT SHE IS !!!!!!!!

2186 days ago
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Liz    

She needs to get those girl's out of the sun............the silicone might start melting!

2186 days ago
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VAN-HALEN ROCKS    

real saggy yukkk...

2186 days ago
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chris    

can you say, "Saggy to the ass"?

2186 days ago
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tard in the hood    

cone does not float or melt

2186 days ago
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jeff    

NICE! Put that picture in my bank

2186 days ago
10.

Valerie    

you guys think thats hot? I think its really scary!
Ive never understood implanting bags of chemicals into your body, but to each their own...

2186 days ago
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Lulu    

How can you say she looks hot? Her big mommybags are down to her reconstructed navel! I'm 2 years older than her, natural, and mine are still perky AND a D-cup! She also needs to know that you don't wear your whore makeup at the beach - it looks like she's trying to hard. And, for the love of God, lipliner should NEVER be darker than the lipstick/gloss - way tacky! I still don't know why guys think she's attractive - if I saw her on the street, I'd be checking for an Adam's apple!

2186 days ago
12.

I laugh at other's misfortunes    

I tend to notice that the real fugly women tend to get the big fake bolt ons. It may make them feel better about themselves, but they're still fugly.

2186 days ago
13.

So over Kate!!!    

You people are soooo jealous. Let's be real!! She is 36 yr's old & looks amazing!! Yes, she's a bit over the top but let's give the woman a break & applaud someone for keeping in shape with a very hot man to boot!! You rock Shauna!!!!

2186 days ago
14.

Ellen    

She might want to consider a more supportive top.

2186 days ago
15.

NYC    

She's too top-heavy.....Slight breeeze should knock her right over on her back......like she's used to!

Ohh! Giggidy, giggidy!

2186 days ago
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