Shauna Sand: Hotter than Molten Silicone

4/24/2008 12:59 PM PDT
All those long hours in the doctor's chair have really paid off for Shauna Sand.

The 36-year-old mother of three oiled up, stuffed her bronzed, gorgeous, re-engineered girls into a tiny orange bikini and gave Miami beachgoers a pole-free stripper-worthy peep show on Wednesday. In case of emergency, Shauna may be used as a flotation device.

Lorenzo may not want her in Florida, but if this is a preview of what we can expect -- FedEx those Lucite streetwalker heels to Dade County, stat!