The Hoff Out of the Hosp

16. Who needs to be in the hospital for days for a cut above the eye? People have serious surgeries and they are sent home as soon as they can stand. This story is pure Bull.

Posted at 2:08PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Not buyin' this story

17. right after that pic was snapped, i walked up to asshoff and slammed him right in his face with my huge fist, sending him backwards a few steps, and strangely enough, he still looked just like in this pic, but then a few seonds later he started crying like a little girl.

Posted at 4:26PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Ramone

18. anybody have cheeze for my burger??

drink, drink, drink

Posted at 4:52PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Oh Yeah....

19. I would love to have Hasselhoff over to my house for a cheeseburger and fries. First we will down a jumbo sized bottle of Smirnoff and throw Led Zeppelin One the turntable. I bet you he is fun as hell to get drunk with. Then we will stumble up to the grocery store and laugh our a**es off at all the pictures of cats on the pet food cans and boxes. Great fun.

Posted at 4:58PM on Apr 24th 2008 by captain kirk

20. When I get Drunk I wear 3 PAIR of sunglasses. GOT ya by ONE pair

Posted at 5:34PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Nuke em & we Own Em

21. JOJO - He is mine!
Did anyone notice the coke pinkey?

Love to Hoff!

Posted at 8:05PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Jacquie

22. don't hassle the Hoff,and YES he has another pair of sun glasses around his neck WTF!

Posted at 6:04PM on Apr 24th 2008 by englishchick

23. He's such a loser and thinks he's still a lady's man! Old drunk fart!

Posted at 6:11PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Jackson

24. Maybe all the sunglasses are for the arc-welding accident he suffered (?)

Posted at 7:07PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Stevo

25. I have never seen Bay Watch (honest) although I know it is about the beach and
girls in swimsuits. How many plots could you have at a beach? People could almost
drown in so many episodes before it got old. Also: You know you are a star when you wear
two pairs of sunglasses.

Posted at 7:23PM on Apr 24th 2008 by noiseslug

26. What's with the prissy manicure too? A tad too prissy for my tastes, but if he lets that pinky grow a bit longer... he'll have his own manly spoon.
What a putz.

Posted at 7:27PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Goomba

27. Nice coke pinkie.

Posted at 8:14PM on Apr 24th 2008 by Bland Ambition

28. You got to feel bad for David Hasselhoff, the poor Guy has to pay $25.000 a month to his whore ex wife for child support. Let him drink.

Posted at 12:20AM on Apr 25th 2008 by Biff

29. C'mon Hoff, smarten up or you will start to look as bad as Mel Gibson! Be healthy, PLEASE!

Posted at 4:02PM on Apr 27th 2008 by Jemima

30. jeez I hate this idiot. total clownshoes

Posted at 11:56AM on Apr 26th 2008 by awgreg