Stephen Baldwin: GodSpeedo

4/25/2008 1:21 PM PDT
Born-again Baldwin brother Stephen showed off the unfortunate body the Lord gave him -- and then desecrated it by wrapping his junk in a swaddling mankini. OMG! Is there another pregnant man?!

The 41-year-old Evangelical "Threesome" star went for a dip in Israel's Dead Sea.

A grown man in a spandex diaper? Now, that's the true abomination.