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Winehouse Will Rot In Jail Today

London is safe from Amy Winehouse's killer weave, at least until midnight. We were just told the London po-po will keep her behind bars at least until the clock strikes 12. Anyone for a nightcap?


Scotland Yard confirmed to TMZ they've arrested Amy on suspicion of assault....that's always something you should worry about when you allegedly headbutt a guy outside a bar where you had been shooting pool. She could do six months if convicted.





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16. Thanks Pie.That's why I never heard of her. I don't do rock stuff. I be country. If that is all she has done and gets this much publicity,I know a lot of girls here that would be real famous.

Posted at 2:51PM on Apr 25th 2008 by anokie

17. She sure is graceful sprinting up those steps.

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 25th 2008 by JuKat

18. I FEEL SORRY FOR ANYONE WHO HAS TO SHARE A JAIL CELL WITH HER. THE SKANK MUST STINK LIKE POOP AND URINE!

Posted at 3:35PM on Apr 25th 2008 by John

19. A credit to all women with tattoos everywhere.

Posted at 3:37PM on Apr 25th 2008 by MartinD28

20. She will get out and go get high ......big deal

Posted at 3:51PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Evan

21. What is it with men claiming the have been assaulted by these skinny little women? First it's Shauna Sand and the wimp she is divorcing and now Amy. What do these women weigh anyway,,,92, 95 pounds? Please, thats not even a fair girl fight.

Posted at 4:03PM on Apr 25th 2008 by nira k

22. Hope she gets it together. She is such a good singer

Posted at 6:58PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Seala

23. Actually she is hundereds of times more talented than Britney and if she spent the ammount of money Britney does on her appearence she would look hundred of times more attractive .

Posted at 7:21PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Seala

24. OHMYGOD. Amy Wineho is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. From her repulsive body, all pasty, untoned and corpse-like (not to mention those putrid tattooos) to that halloween-ugly face, she is disgusting. No wonder she's drugging it up...she can't stand what she's been dealt in the face/body department. My god.

Posted at 8:22PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Amy WineHO

25. NOTHING could make Amy Skankhouse attractive. No amount of surgery. No amount of blindness. Face it. She is the ugliest being on the planet.

Posted at 8:22PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Amy Skankhouse repulsive

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Posted at 8:24PM on Apr 25th 2008 by MilkSucks.com

27. 24/25 Jealously will get you no where

Posted at 9:29PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Seala

28. Be sure to wash her cell out real good - SKANKY HO ! So UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY !

Posted at 11:49PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Pablo

29. A waste of wasted talent.

Posted at 12:33AM on Apr 26th 2008 by Rob A.

30. She won't rot in jail, even if it is only until midnight. Thanks to being locked up she'll be twelve hours closer to sobriety than she's probably been in a while, or the opposite of rotting. Rotting is what your body does when you remain on substances.

Posted at 2:55AM on Apr 26th 2008 by Rehab, with steel doors

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