De la Fuente Will be Shot in Bed!
Cristian de la Fuente will appear on "Dancing" tonight, but our spies say it won't be live in the studio. Our spies say producers are trying to microwave an appearance from his hospital bed.
UPDATE: We have received complaints from TMZ users who think we're saying that Cristian will be put in a microwave and cooked like popcorn. It's a whole technical thing. Don't you worry your pretty little heads.