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Dina Lohan: First Class Bitch!

Dina LohanLooks like Naomi Campbell has been giving Dina Lohan flying lessons.

TMZ spies caught Lindsay's mommie dearest going ballistic on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week. Our source tells us Dina -- who was flying back from LAX with her middle-aged teen daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag and yelled, "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" It's safe to say you won't be seeing that on "White Oprah's" reality show.

Oh, and we're told Dina flew first class on American Airlines, but used the bathroom in coach. Apparently, D-nasty doesn't s**t where she eats -- only on her employees!



Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Fly Me, Natural Disasters

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1. Why on earth does Dina need an assistant? Is she famous for something other than being LiLo's ma?

Posted at 1:47PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Stace

2. I'd would also yell at my assistant...I don't pay her to create complex interest arbritrage models, but I pay her to make sure I have my airline tickets with me.

Posted at 1:49PM on Apr 29th 2008 by pimp

3. I'd like to do the mother daughter thing with Dina and Lindsay.

Posted at 1:49PM on Apr 29th 2008 by FlBiker

4. I heard this is how Harvey treats his staff when the camera aren't rolling.

Posted at 1:52PM on Apr 29th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

5. ewww i cant stand this woman. she is sooo pitiful. get ur own dam bag bitch.

Posted at 1:54PM on Apr 29th 2008 by cooper

6. I'd yell at my assistant, too. That's a pretty stupid thing to forget/lose luggage.

If she were a man, you'd admire him for being take charge.

Can TMZ ever give the misogyny a rest?

Posted at 1:55PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Women will speak up

7. tmz. well done slam! but, why is it necessary to cover this skank who has done absolutely nothing with her life but ruin the lives of her children? this loser thinks she is a celebrity, and sadly E and MTV may make her one. A talent-less, attention whore becoming a celebrity....only in America. Watching a telent-less, attention whore crash and burn....priceless.

peace.

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 29th 2008 by spread the love

8. Lohan is a bitch? Is this news? Next thing you're going to tell me is that water is wet.

Posted at 1:57PM on Apr 29th 2008 by X

9. Is TMZ in business with Joe Francis?

Why were all of our negative and appropriate comments about Joe Francis censored from TMZ?

Posted at 1:57PM on Apr 29th 2008 by TMZ in biz with Francis???

10. Just a thought...wouldn't it be funny if brit and lilo cut the purse strings. What would the repulsive moms lynne and dinah do? Wither and die I bet.

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 29th 2008 by OhMy

11. Let her bitch up a storm, Clan Lohan is finished anyway. She'll be wishing for an "assistant" job sometime soon. Tramp!

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 29th 2008 by diana

12. I dont usually bag on people but I have to say this woman is a whore. If she lived in Thailand she would have sold Ali and Lindsay and all her other children to highest bidder! She is dictionary definition of a BAD mother.

Posted at 2:12PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Kim

13. SO THAT IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. A BITCH WILL ONLY PRODUCE A BITCH AND SOMETIMES A BITCHY DOUCHE BAG DRUNK. WHAT IS THE OLD HAG GOING TO DO WHEN HER SLUTTY DAUGHTER CAN'T GET ANY WORK,. " WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT BURGER"? START PRACTICING DINA YOU OLD WHORE BAG

Posted at 2:16PM on Apr 29th 2008 by bear

14. Hillbilly white trash.

Posted at 2:22PM on Apr 29th 2008 by kirbyd0g

15. I would like to know what value to the world a woman like Dina Lohan is?? I believe that success in what ever you do is earned through hard work. The only conclusion that I could come to is that Mrs. Lohan has made a name for herself through her daughters. Maybe if she had concentrated on being a mother, these two young ladies would not be as damaged as they are.

Posted at 2:32PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Rick

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