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Dina Lohan: First Class Bitch!

Dina LohanLooks like Naomi Campbell has been giving Dina Lohan flying lessons.

TMZ spies caught Lindsay's mommie dearest going ballistic on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week. Our source tells us Dina -- who was flying back from LAX with her middle-aged teen daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag and yelled, "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" It's safe to say you won't be seeing that on "White Oprah's" reality show.

Oh, and we're told Dina flew first class on American Airlines, but used the bathroom in coach. Apparently, D-nasty doesn't s**t where she eats -- only on her employees!



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16. Hillbilly white trash.

Posted at 2:22PM on Apr 29th 2008 by kirbyd0g

17. I think Dina Lohan is a parasite. She is nothing more than a glorified pimp who makes money off of her children. She makes me SICK!!!!!

Posted at 8:46PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Sheryl

18. I would like to know what value to the world a woman like Dina Lohan is?? I believe that success in what ever you do is earned through hard work. The only conclusion that I could come to is that Mrs. Lohan has made a name for herself through her daughters. Maybe if she had concentrated on being a mother, these two young ladies would not be as damaged as they are.

Posted at 2:32PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Rick

19. Whys that bitch need an assistant? What the hell does she do anyway.

Posted at 2:32PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Spaz

20. Shocking. Wait. No it's not.

Posted at 2:33PM on Apr 29th 2008 by DrewIll

21. Somebody euthanize that rabid b!tch and put us out of our misery!

Posted at 2:35PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Nobody In Particular

22. Why the hell does she have an assistant? She doesn't even have a career... Only making her daughters' lives miserable!!!

Posted at 2:36PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Mackenzie

23. Why does a big fat NOBODY need an assistant anyway?

Posted at 2:48PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Mel

24. I can relate. At least she is a size 0.

Posted at 2:49PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Jean Summers, I can fit into my hs cheerleader uniform, can u?

25. I LOVE Tracy Ullman's impersonation of Dina Lohan on her new Showtime show. She plays her holding court among other Hollywood horror-moms, enjoying her faux celebrity while her kids crash and burn. Spot-on!!

Posted at 2:51PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Mrs. Pine

26. she's scum. period.

Posted at 2:50PM on Apr 29th 2008 by solange

27. Is this her idea of PR ? Who wants anything to do with a _ITCHY WOMAN ?

Posted at 2:52PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Suzi

28. So I read abuot her potential show on celebrity prayer list and After hearing this, i just might watch. Just to hate her a little bit more.

Posted at 3:37PM on Apr 29th 2008 by caitlin

29. Bahhahahaha ! LMAO ! She didn't want anyone in 1st class to know that she emits a certain noxious odor, and she doesn't care what the "Coach" passengers think ! HA ! The press must ride in "Coach", hence the little story about Miss Dina B. Lohan.

Posted at 3:04PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Suzi

30. Her charming personality probably drove Mr. Lohan to drinkin' and drivin' away in that Hot Rod Lincoln....

Posted at 3:07PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Patrice

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