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Dina Lohan: First Class Bitch!

Dina LohanLooks like Naomi Campbell has been giving Dina Lohan flying lessons.

TMZ spies caught Lindsay's mommie dearest going ballistic on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week. Our source tells us Dina -- who was flying back from LAX with her middle-aged teen daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag and yelled, "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" It's safe to say you won't be seeing that on "White Oprah's" reality show.

Oh, and we're told Dina flew first class on American Airlines, but used the bathroom in coach. Apparently, D-nasty doesn't s**t where she eats -- only on her employees!



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31. Why would she even HAVE an assistant? She's famous for what... um, being Lindsay's mom? Gimme a break! Only in America could this happen.

Canada FTW!

Posted at 3:07PM on Apr 29th 2008 by John

32. will this woman every go away? If was her assistant I would hve told her , " its your luggage. U go get it yourself. I quit"

on a side note, On disney channel they showed "Freaky Friday" , that was the first time saw Lindsay Lohan, I thought, she looked so cute & normal back then. Now she is a train wreck

Posted at 4:00PM on Apr 29th 2008 by kat

33. lol, what does this woman and her child do, other than soak off of Lindsey's money, make her need an assistant for? I mean really... Can't wait until Tracey Ulman acts out this scene!

Posted at 4:26PM on Apr 29th 2008 by sarah wall

34. C U Next Tuesday

Posted at 4:24PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Grace

35. Total loser whore! Linds is just like her and now the youngest daughter wants to be like them! It will only stop when you keep Linds away from all celebrities and celeb functions - ban her - she has no talent! White Oprah is well hated by many and Linds is definetely getting there. Would somone tell the lil sis she is better off without those two fame attention losers?!

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 30th 2008 by Kayla

36. " Just a thought...wouldn't it be funny if brit and lilo cut the purse strings. What would the repulsive moms lynne and dinah do? Wither and die I bet."

why do you think these girls are so messed up? can you imagine what it must feel like as a young 20 year old girl to know that if you stopped making money your whole family would collapse? No wonder they turn to alcohol and drugs. they want to escape the reality that they are heavily burdened by lazy parents.

Posted at 4:39PM on Apr 29th 2008 by no kidding

37. If I talked to my asisstant like that, he would tell me exactly where to shove it!! ou don't talk to people like that. Period!!!!

Posted at 5:00PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Dallas

38. **YOU** oops!

Posted at 5:01PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Dallas

39. Who does this hanger-on, piece of crap, zero purpose on earth think she is? I hope her, ahem, "assistant" smacked her over the head with the missing piece of luggage. Carry your own luggage, douchebag!

Posted at 5:20PM on Apr 29th 2008 by John Astin

40. Dina's probably just pissed because she didn't think of having 14 year old Ali pose topless wearing a sheet with smudged lipstick and "bed" hair. Miley's minder's beat her to it. There went another opportunity for Orange Oprah to pimp out her underage daughter. I hope Ali grows up OK, I feel really sorry for her.

Posted at 5:25PM on Apr 29th 2008 by AZdiver

41. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER
Me and my Aunt Janet saw this skank and her 2 firecrotch daughters at the Rainforest Cafe here in Dallas once. I flicked some ice over onto their table amd it hit Mama Whore in the arm. She got PO'd, stood up and tried to find out who did it, yelling at all the surrounding tables...made a complete jerk off out of herself. The Manager calmed her down with a piece of chocolate cake, too.

Posted at 5:56PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Becky Buttimer

42. This bitch is a nobody who thinks she's somebody!

Posted at 6:28PM on Apr 29th 2008 by river rat

43. OLD WHORE BAG- LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I can"t stand these moms who pimp their kids out then leech off them. Get a job, biotch!

Posted at 6:56PM on Apr 29th 2008 by SoCalGirl

44. Why does SHE have an assistant??? EXPLAIN!!

Posted at 9:32PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Jessica

45. I'm glad my parents aren't this crazy!

Posted at 8:59PM on Apr 29th 2008 by Girl Locked Up In The Austrian Basement For Twenty Four Years.

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