For the low price of only $5 million, you too can call Prince Von A-Hole "daddy."
The Prince has already adopted four grown men -- all in their thirties -- to carry on his untarnished name. Take that Brangelina!
Members of the ever-growing Von A-Hole clan include Prince Marcus, a strip club king in Europe, Prince Oliver, a strip club king in America -- and a surgeon who wants to remain anonymous. Go figure.