Prince Von A-Hole Wants to be Your Father Figure

Posted Apr 30th 2008 4:22PM by TMZ Staff

For the low price of only $5 million, you too can call Prince Von A-Hole "daddy."

The Prince has already adopted four grown men -- all in their thirties -- to carry on his untarnished name. Take that Brangelina!

Members of the ever-growing Von A-Hole clan include Prince Marcus, a strip club king in Europe, Prince Oliver, a strip club king in America -- and a surgeon who wants to remain anonymous. Go figure.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird

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1. Fix the video link.

Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 30th 2008 by John

2. Okay ..... A-HOLES!

Posted at 2:40PM on Apr 30th 2008 by JEnJEn

3. ...I HOPE THEY ARENT GAY....LOL!!!

Posted at 2:41PM on Apr 30th 2008 by JEnJEn

4. Probably Michael Jackson. Everyone else in his family seems to be called Prince.

Posted at 2:44PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Kay

5. I bet he has adopted young men and probably pays them very well (with Zsa Zsa money)...............to take care of him! Such a gay boy.

Posted at 4:29PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Dallas

6. Prince von A-hole truly is an a-hole, but he is not actually a prince. He was adopted as a grown man in his 40's (not really an uncommon occurance in Europe) by a royal, but he is not technically considered a part of their family.

Posted at 4:30PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Mackenzie

7. WHY DOES TMZ KEEP GOING ON ABOUT THIS OLD MAN. PLEASE LET'S KEEP THE STORIES SOME WHAT INTERESTING!!!!

Posted at 4:38PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Topsy Krett

8.

That guy is a nutter and he ain't gettin' any better, either.

Posted at 4:41PM on Apr 30th 2008 by OCD

9. Oh ya go prince !!! U rock still ....

Posted at 5:09PM on Apr 30th 2008 by melissa

10. The 3rd guys name is Michael (Killer) Prince von Anhalt and i dont think hes a sergon he owns gyms in germany. he doesnt wanna remain too anonymous with a website like this
http://www.princemichaelvonanhalt.com
and frederics a liar. he doesnt have kids and cant have any.
booya!!

Posted at 5:17PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Victoria

11. Didn't the prince buy his title from a Europen aristocrat trying to make money? I guess what goes around, comes around.

Posted at 5:33PM on Apr 30th 2008 by edonline

12. Come on TMZ, this guy had a great sense of humor. He's playing you, and you completely buy it!

I'm 29, long golden hair, a beautiful all-American girl. Prince, you can "adopt" me anytime!

Posted at 9:35PM on Apr 30th 2008 by LeeAnn

13. if A-Hole pays ME 5 million, then i may let him lick my hairy anus-hole.

Posted at 9:48PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Herman

14. TMZ!! STOP GIVING THIS IDIOT AIRTIME!!! NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN THIS LOSER!

Posted at 10:06PM on Apr 30th 2008 by Bart

15. It just figures that of all the physician specialites out there, it would be a surgeon. It's a stereotype but so many of them really are a-holes...ha!

Posted at 12:17AM on May 1st 2008 by rxgirl

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