Middle-aged dad Bruce Willis proves to the world that just because you're old and bald doesn't mean you can't date hot and young. Check out Bruce's girlfriend (for the last six months), 29-year-old lingerie model and aspiring actress Emma Heming. 
We're pretty sure that if he keeps her around, Willis will definitely die hard.
1. Pretty girl.
Posted at 2:37PM on May 1st 2008 by piggly wiggly
2. Wow- you guys did an erection joke!
What is this a frat house?
Your humor is headfing toward the gutter- could only mean one thing- Frustrated Old Jock Boy is back on the staff!
Posted at 2:41PM on May 1st 2008 by CoolGirl2008
3. Ummm, this is hot??? Way too scrappy, no curves. Are we sure this is a female???
Posted at 2:47PM on May 1st 2008 by Edward
4. Looks like a Demi clone...
Bruce, go get your wife back!!!
Posted at 2:50PM on May 1st 2008 by Turbo
5. Bruce will dump her like he dumps all of his girlfriends.
Posted at 2:50PM on May 1st 2008 by scarlett
6. Girlie needs a bisquit.
Posted at 3:11PM on May 1st 2008 by aSiF
7. We know what he wants and obviously gets.
Now...when she leaves him we'll all know
what she ever wanted and thats his money.
His gold is her pants and hers in his bank
account. What a blatant setup.
Posted at 3:18PM on May 1st 2008 by Upper Michigan
8. When I first looked at the picture I thought it was Demi!!! Can we all say "carrying a torch for the ex"???
Posted at 3:19PM on May 1st 2008 by FreakMom
9. Take her out for a meal once in a while Bruce! What are those restaurants the have there called? In and out burger?
Car!
Now!
Go!
Posted at 3:22PM on May 1st 2008 by Pink to the Lee
10. That is a man. Check his stuff. Bruce must like them butch.
Posted at 8:16AM on May 2nd 2008 by Gertrudesize32
11. Will someone feed her please.
Posted at 3:48PM on May 1st 2008 by ...
12. I don't like the outfit but her body looks good.
Posted at 3:51PM on May 1st 2008 by sandykay
13. Mmmmmm IN-N-OUT Burger..#1 Please...Oh yea the broad is hot too...
Posted at 3:54PM on May 1st 2008 by MGM KID
14. Seriously, that's hot? You could cut yourself on a rib there. Get that girl a sandwhich. That is concentration camp pathetic.
Posted at 4:41PM on May 1st 2008 by owee
15. KEY WORDS : Aspiring Actress. He looks good, and maybe she gets Acting Jobs ! Girls my age do not want to date old wrinkley Baldies who have to pop a little blue pill to get things ready. Puh-leeze ! Looks like she had a coupla ribs removed.
Posted at 5:26PM on May 1st 2008 by Bubbles
