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Gary D. -- On the Way Down Before Bust?

"CSI" star Gary Dourdan was probably plenty shocked when cops found him asleep in his car -– with coke, smack, and E allegedly in the whip, as TMZ first reported -– but his CSI peeps say it wasn't any surprise to them.

"We have been worried about Gary for some time," a "key member" of the production team tells the Chicago Sun-Times. "It's just a shame that he wasn't able to get the help he needs before this happened." Oddly enough, the "CSI" broadcast the night we reported Dourdan's arrest featured his character taking prescription drugs.

Dourdan has an upcoming court date on narcotics charges.

Justin Chambers Finally Gets Some Sleep


TMZ first reported that Justin Chambers checked himself into UCLA for a "sleep disorder" earlier this year, and we'd seen him a few times since – looking more than a little sleep-deprived.

It looks like he's finally getting there, as he tells Us. "I'm doing really good – I'm actually sleeping!" Chambers chalks up his improved shut-eye to – wait for it – Bikram yoga. "It is where you sit in a 104-degree room, and you stretch for an hour and a half ... I swear by it – it's incredible."

Bush Lamely Clowns Jess Simpson


When George W. Bush is using you in a bad political joke, it's time for a little career makeover.

That's Jessica Simpson's plight – the President thought he'd inject a little humor into the White House ceremony celebrating the New York Giants yesterday. "We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention," he told the Giants, who were visiting.

In case you missed the funny: Jess was blamed for zapping BF Tony Romo of his mojo when the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the playoffs.

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16. Oh lindy ~ just make this a little easier for me. Where do you want a new one ripped? The reason OUR President is not in prison is because this is the United States of America. He couldn't go to war with out going before Congress and getting their approval. It's in the Constitution. At the time the info everyone had, including the UN, was that Sadam has WMDs and he had ignored 17 resolutions to answer questions or to allow inspectors into his country. We had just been attacked in our own country and over 3,000 innocent people were murdered. Very sad about the innocent Iraqi's deaths but it was no where near the number that Sadam killed of his own countrymen. Did you catch the news about all the mass graves they discovered of the people he murdered then dumped? Did you ever hear about all the women and girls that were raped at will? See any of the footage of the torture chambers he had and used? Hear about the gases used to do mass genocide of the Kurds? Don't even go there about Bush being another Hilter. That's dishonest on your part. There's a reason thousands of troops from other countries have served along side our brave soldiers. Do your homework and don't let your manic hatefulness get the best of you.

Posted at 10:49AM on May 1st 2008 by Krispy

17. Krispy......Right on! I absolutely hate it when people (haters) speak with their emotions rather than with facts. You put Krispy in her/his place, and saved me some typing. Thank you!

Posted at 10:59AM on May 1st 2008 by You guys are idiots

18. I meant Lindy

Posted at 11:01AM on May 1st 2008 by You guys are idiots

19. It's so sad to see how you people get a kick off someone else downspiral in life. You know where you've been but you dont know where youre going. I hope that your life doesnt take a turn that will case a critical error in your decision to will for self destructive measure that blind you by the lust of this life. Drinking acohol,using drugs,having elicit sex,and pure veil cyntisism in judgement could cause you to end up like Gary,George, Jessica. You may be the next one in this column that others are sqauling about. You should try thiking about more positive things to say that will encourage others to be the best that they can be, stop kicking them while they're already down.

Posted at 12:10PM on May 1st 2008 by Crazy Love 4u

20. Krispy - You mean the people Sadam killed with the gas given to him by Regan???? Oh did you forget that you stupid GOP's supported Sadam in the 80's????? Regan and Rumsfeld gave him the weapons and let him go. BUSH IS AN IDIOT and IS THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO INVADE A COUNTY BY ITSELF!!!!
Sounds like you are an inbred mouthbreather who believes everything Rush and Coulter tell you!

Posted at 11:20AM on May 1st 2008 by Sh*tney

21. Krispy, you're right about the manic hate. I was my own fault for watching CNN 24/7 afer my son died which was shortly before 911. It's all extremely tragic. All I am saying is there must have been a better way of achieving the end goal without millions of people being killed. He could have sent in 100's of overt operatives to take care of Saddam. I am well aware of his brutality. Innocent people are dead, countless lives are ruined, and it seemed very obvious to many in the majority from my discuissions that a better method of achieving the end result was available and not used.

Posted at 11:23AM on May 1st 2008 by linda

22. if obama or hillary made the joke for liberals you guys would be posting how hilarious they are

Posted at 11:31AM on May 1st 2008 by carly

23. #18 I think you got it right the first time. Nice freudian slip there. That was the day my son was born and also the day they killed him in the hospital. A hater is not born that way, it is an accquired trait from obseving the injustice happening in our world. The past is over so quit dilly dally and do what your new government knows is right. Pull those troops. Don't let any more people die!

Posted at 11:32AM on May 1st 2008 by lindy

24. I love GW

That was effin hilarious

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted at 11:44AM on May 1st 2008 by Connie

25. people who join the service know what they are signing up for, If they don't want to fight for there country they should stay out of the service. We are free today because we killed for our freedom. GO USA

Posted at 11:53AM on May 1st 2008 by sandykay

26. Typical male 'have mores' misogynistic joke. Blame the woman for the man's (and his team's) lacklustre performance on game day. It's just another bait and switch, which he seems very good at, so this doesn't surprise me coming out of his mouth. It is funny, so you can bet he didn't write it, and the comment insensitively, pointedly but academically incorrectly casts blame on female third party Jess. When the joke's at another's expense, no matter how funny, then it isn't really a joke, is it.

Posted at 11:55AM on May 1st 2008 by Define Joke

27. I do not think Mr Bush meant to disrespect her she is a beautiful girl. The haters will never stop they are never happy. they drink too much koolaid.

Posted at 12:07PM on May 1st 2008 by freedomisnotfree

28. They call you "Krispy" because your brain is fried? It's you who needs to do your homework. Congress did not approve war. They approved letting the weapons inspectors finish their jobs. Saddam was allowing those inspections. The administration pulled the weapons inspectors and invaded instead. More than 4,000 troop have died in an illegal war. How many more will it take to make up for the 3,000 that died on 9/11. And why did they go into Iraq for retribution when most of the 9/11 criminals were from Saudi Arabia?
And to sandykay--the people they've been sending over there to fight didn't necessarily "know what they were getting into". The National Guardsmen are being sent and resent. National Guard sign up to protect their states. States are being left without the proper number of Guardsmen to depend on in case of a state emergency because they're being sent overseas instead.

Posted at 1:58PM on May 1st 2008 by Quit Watching Fox

29. Jessica Simpson is so FUGLY I almost can't stand to look at her.

Posted at 12:27PM on May 1st 2008 by KAY is dumb too

30. Bush is the worst president ever. Thousands of death his fault, and those who voted for him the second time. I'd be more worried about your soul than "liberals." The Republican lockstep is like Hitler - blindly follow your leader to the path of destruction but try and defend it all the while like you are the chosen ones. You only look like morons to the majority of americans, and the entire world as well.

Posted at 12:38PM on May 1st 2008 by lady

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