Britney to Jamie Lynn: I'm Comin', Sis!

46. WHAT THE HECK IS AN ETHNOBOTANIST?

Posted at 5:30PM on May 2nd 2008 by OhMy

47. I really don't see how it is anybody's business where Britney wants to go. Maybe we should spend more time looking at our own lives and see how we could improve instead of trying to improve someone elses's.

Posted at 5:40PM on May 2nd 2008 by Sam

48. An ethnobotanist (I had to look it up) is someone who studies the relationship between
human societies and the plants and animals of their environment. It sounds like a made up
career to me.

Posted at 5:42PM on May 2nd 2008 by noiseslug

49. #32 YeeHaw Crawfish...lmao !!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:43PM on May 2nd 2008 by hahahaha

50. The word on the street is that her mental problems go a long way back. Even as a child she was not very bright but it took parents a while to notice that something was quite wrong and that the child was lacking significantly in the mental department. Then when there was a possibility of a career in show business, both parents embraced it because it kept her occupied and gave her at least a small chance of normalcy, and also because it was the only thing she understood how to do. In all other areas, she was hopeless.

It often happens with mentally impaired people - and she is quite seriously handicapped and unstable, she has proven that quite blatantly over the past years - that there is this one talent they have. It may be overrated but it is still something they can do reasonably well, considered their overall impairment.

So this mental illness in not of a newer date and is actually nothing new for her family. But of course, she should have never had kids. Her mental slowness was also one of the reasons why Lynne spent so much time with her, neglecting her other two kids - everybody in the family knows she felt her "disadvantaged" kid needed her most.

Posted at 1:54AM on May 4th 2008 by a friend

51. tmz is just awful!! is the collage...the funniest ever??

Posted at 5:50PM on May 2nd 2008 by leprechaun

52. Can someone (someone with a brain possibly) explain why tmz and its posters are so mean spirited? Louisiana is a warm, caring, lovely state with beautiful, friendly, outgoing, heartwarming residents. Why make people feel the need to defend where they were born and raised or chose to settle? Has anyone at tmz ever gone beyond their cubicles --- or even looked out a window? And, please, what is up with that picture? I, for one, do not understand it. I do not find it humerous. I think that it is wonderful that Britney will be at her sister's baby shower ... do the familes of those of you at tmz not get together for such events? Do you have families? Do you know what family bonds are? Do you know how beautiful the southern states and people are? Do you care? Harvey was born a homosexual. The writers at tmz are barely able to put a sentence together. Their attempt at humor constantly fails. The paps belong on a planet of their own. For the posters who will be telling me not to browse here if I don't want to joint the "fun" ... you are very sick people in need of professional help. Britney is getting her life back together. Jamie Lynn chose life over death for her unborn child. I'm guessing that she will be a better mother than any of you at tmz could even hope for - obviously they did a very poor job of raising all of you.

Posted at 5:52PM on May 2nd 2008 by Pocahontas

53. Choad chewer: a rude term for gay men.

Posted at 5:52PM on May 2nd 2008 by FYI

54. A pregnant teen shouldn't have a baby shower! She should be locked up in a unwed mothers home! This is just disgusting! I am sick of Hollywood and all their bastard babies!

Posted at 6:04PM on May 2nd 2008 by GiGi

55. Ethnobotanist...hunh...yeah i've never heard of that either...soooo...lets see
Snooty rich people smoke marijuana
physicians and scientists smoke cannibus
hippies smoke reefer
teens smoke weed

Am I on the right track?

Posted at 6:07PM on May 2nd 2008 by OhMy

56. 47. Can someone (someone with a brain possibly) explain why tmz and its posters are so mean spirited? Louisiana is a warm, caring, lovely state with beautiful, friendly, outgoing, heartwarming residents. Why make people feel the need to defend where they were born and raised or chose to settle? Has anyone at tmz ever gone beyond their cubicles --- or even looked out a window? And, please, what is up with that picture? I, for one, do not understand it. I do not find it humerous. I think that it is wonderful that Britney will be at her sister's baby shower ... do the familes of those of you at tmz not get together for such events? Do you have families? Do you know what family bonds are? Do you know how beautiful the southern states and people are? Do you care? Harvey was born a homosexual. The writers at tmz are barely able to put a sentence together. Their attempt at humor constantly fails. The paps belong on a planet of their own. For the posters who will be telling me not to browse here if I don't want to joint the "fun" ... you are very sick people in need of professional help. Britney is getting her life back together. Jamie Lynn chose life over death for her unborn child. I'm guessing that she will be a better mother than any of you at tmz could even hope for - obviously they did a very poor job of raising all of you.

Posted at 5:52PM on May 2nd 2008 by Pocahontas

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I'll give you my take. Harvey Levin gave up his law career in '96 to be a movie star. He only scored a few bit parts. He's been described on other sites as "a failed aging actor" who "took celebrity journalism into the gutter". He gathered like-minded celebrity haters around him to try and take down those who actually "made it". I think that explains why TMZ is so mean-spirited. Plain old jealousy. Now, as for the posters who join in on the snarky bashing, I'd like to think they're terribly, terribly young, but I think there's a bit of celebrity envy going on. You know.....the old "why isn't that me?" And then there's the just plain mean people who are mad at anything and everyone that isn't them. They seem to be of an abundance lately because I think anyone with a human nature has left this site. I'm here to tell them what piles of garbage they are at every opportunity.

Posted at 6:09PM on May 2nd 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

57. To FYI #48 (?): Thank you for the information. That terminology isn't in my vocabulary so now I know. I learned something today. I posted earlier and I see TMZ is shuffling comments as usual so ya never know if the post number will be the same the next time you are on the site.

Posted at 6:26PM on May 2nd 2008 by Vintage '51

58. I'm glad Britney is going to her sister's baby shower. I hope they both have a wonderful time celebrating bringing a new life into their family. Louisiana is a great state with good-hearted people. Neither sister deserves the hate some posters insist on blogging.

Posted at 6:28PM on May 2nd 2008 by I Love Louisiana

59. Looking forward to a nice homecoming, followed by a family murder suicide.

Posted at 6:36PM on May 2nd 2008 by FlBiker

60. To Vintage 51: If it is some disgusting, and I do not know what it is, I always consult "The Urban Dictionary", a little known on line slang dictionary. That is where I found it. Usually fraternity college boys make this stuff up, to have their own terms for things.

Posted at 6:54PM on May 2nd 2008 by FYI