Celebrity Justice
Lindsay to Liquor Industry: You're Full of Schlitz

Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan is on the attack after the liquor industry splashed a full-page ad in USA TODAY, crapping on Ignition interlock devices which keep drunk drivers off the road.

The ad, published in USA TODAY, claims the devices are good for Lindsay (showing her mug shot), but not for the rest of us.

Lindsay's mega-lawyer, Blair Berk, issued this statement to TMZ:

"USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American 'tradition' we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives."

BTW, we're told Lindsay has already hired lawyers to determine if the ad violates the trademark laws, which prohibit businesses from using someone's pic for commercial gain without their consent.

And the liquor industry hiding behind some bogus company (Interlockfacts.com) because it knows it's wrong. Nice touch.

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31. So what's next? A device in our car to determine who's on what medications to see if they can drive or not? Our society is getting too bogged down with rules and regulations and restrictions. We're suppose to be living in a free society, and as such, things will sometimes happen. We cannot and should not prevent each and every bad thing from happening. We'd all be a bunch of robots at that point. Yes, have some rules, but don't choke us with them.

Posted at 3:36PM on May 2nd 2008 by pattijen

32. LOL! Hilarious ... Sad at the same time.

Posted at 3:43PM on May 2nd 2008 by Michele

33. Wrong? Maybe illegal but it says it all about Lindsey THE ALCOHOLIC ADDICT. Only 21! Can't wait to see what she does next to violate the law and her self control. LOSER!

Posted at 3:45PM on May 2nd 2008 by dontbestupid

34. Someone has to be made an example of. She made it easy for them.

Posted at 3:49PM on May 2nd 2008 by Bella

35. My son almost dies from a stupid SELFISH AZZ DRUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not drink drive-as far as I am concerned, it's ATTEMPTED MURDER !

Posted at 4:01PM on May 2nd 2008 by Yvonne

36. Drunk old WHITE businessmen???? WTF?!!? I guess that would be becuase only the working white people would have enough money to go out and drink instead of doing it at home???? I've seen plenty of black people out drinking in bars and driving. Just one more reason I have to NOT watch her and career go down the drain!

Posted at 4:08PM on May 2nd 2008 by jennifer

37. I love it!!! But if Lohan manages to wrangle some money out of this (you know her broke addicted ass will try) it won't be as funny. I wish she'd get out of town and learn a new trade or something. The girl is disgusting and never shows any signs of at least "trying" to clean herself up. I just can't stand her or her STILL entitled attitude! Skank!

Posted at 4:09PM on May 2nd 2008 by No Hohan!

38. That's the best thing I've seen all day! (it's been a slow day). I LOVE it when celebs are shown for who they truly are! When will the world wake up to the fact that celebs are over-rated, under-educated and over-paid?

Posted at 4:14PM on May 2nd 2008 by friggin' lush

39. REMEMBER PEOPLE THOSE WHO WANT BAD SITUATIONS ON OTHERS, IT WILL COME BACK TO YOU EVEN GREATER!

Posted at 4:14PM on May 2nd 2008 by JESUS CHRIST

40. Wow, I thought I'd never see someone (the liquor industry) come out looking stupider than Lohan.

Posted at 4:19PM on May 2nd 2008 by Drunk Old White Businessman

41. i think this is so funny, how do ya like lohan. we all saw ya drunk and passed out in cars, having recks, running away, this is what you get. LOVE IT, I PUT IT ON MY BACKGROUND, hahahahhahahahah

Posted at 4:24PM on May 2nd 2008 by pattie

42. 46 # you are tellin the truth, most of them think they are above the law, and much better than others. they wipe their asses just like us.

Posted at 4:27PM on May 2nd 2008 by pattie

43. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the ad! keep them coming!!!

Posted at 5:05PM on May 2nd 2008 by worldtraveler08

44. Here's an idea, if you do not want your mugshot all over the place- don't get a mug shot.
SHE DESERVES IT.

Posted at 5:32PM on May 2nd 2008 by GO away!

45. that lawyer talks about keeping cougars off the road drunk how many times was her mother out drinking with lindsay hanging with young guys so her mother a cougar so she should stay off the streets

Posted at 6:10PM on May 2nd 2008 by deb

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