Winona Shops.....Joke Writes Self

The clerks at Marc Jacobs must have been nervous when they saw this one walk in.


That bulky jacket Winona was rocking brought back shades of Saks, the 2001 line.


Just because she left the store without any bags doesn't make it wrong.



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16. Are you guys sure that isn't Rumer Willis ? Look at her big chin. Ewwwww !

Posted at 1:26PM on May 2nd 2008 by Paris Hilton

17. Irene Gracey - size 0 - Are you really that shallow? Are you sure that's not your I.Q.? In a few years you can change your handle to Irene Gracey - Brittle Bone Disease, Teeth Falling Out, Hair Falling out, or Wrinkled Old Prune Face. Women with no body fat cannot even conceive. Unless you're a puny heighted body builder, a size zero is generally NOT considered healthy. Obsessive and overly controlled weight management disorders are glaring control issues, but the truth is they exist because a person is really not in control at all.

Posted at 1:41PM on May 2nd 2008 by The Official Scales

18. Get off her bag, you lecherous douchebags. I'm sure none of y'all has ever f*cked up, huh?

Posted at 3:20PM on May 2nd 2008 by Sasha

19. does it freaking matter if shes obese or not? which she isn't, and it shouldnt matter. some of us respect ourselves a little more than those who gag themselves and reek of bulimia all day.

and btw-sze zeros disqust me. you turn sideways and you disappear.

Posted at 9:42PM on May 2nd 2008 by beth21

20. how many years ago was that again??? You guys are loosing your edge big time. get some new newsworthy stuff. Free Winona....

Posted at 9:17PM on May 2nd 2008 by Barbara

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