Britney: Wicker, We Hardly Knew Her!

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Britney Spears had the best seat in the outhouse at Jamie Lynn's baby shower. She took over the wicker rocking chair, smoked a cigarette and chatted about the first time she was about to pop out her first boo boo.

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256. Why negative comments? Brittany went home to her sister's baby shower. Jamie Lynn isn't the first or last teenager to get pregnant. Jamie Lynn left Hollywood to find peace and is still followed........tell me who is sick............

Posted at 12:36AM on May 17th 2008 by sallygail

257. Miss Piggy must be loving it! She's the center of attention and she gets to smoke! Winner day for her!

Posted at 9:56AM on May 5th 2008 by !

258. This is just too funny. Really, people, get a life other than mine already!

Posted at 11:36AM on May 5th 2008 by Kelli

259. Can you believe Britney kept her legs closed sitting there? That is a feat I have never been able to accomplish, myself. GO BRIT BRIT!

Posted at 11:38AM on May 5th 2008 by Kelli

260. Leave her alone, they look totally normal.

Posted at 11:50AM on May 5th 2008 by tracey

261. Reply to "Huh" who thinks I have a vile attitude - I DO have a child and had him after I was married, graduated from college, had a career, a very stable income and a home - can you say the same? As for a "vile" attitude - if my opinion that children need stability, love and support with parents that can provide (education, nurturing, love, foundation and a strong sense of ethics, morality and self) is "vile", well, then that just shows your ignorance - I suppose shame on me for being a married mother with a career, a brain and the ability to keep my legs closed throughout my teens and college until I was emotionally, financially and mentally prepared to bring a beautiful, healthy well-adjusted child into this world. But, hey, congrats on sounding like a moron - it's because of those like you that there are so many children that will never have a good enough shot at life. Keep up the good work!

Posted at 12:52PM on May 5th 2008 by Lulu

262. 263. Reply to "Huh" who thinks I have a vile attitude - I DO have a child and had him after I was married, graduated from college, had a career, a very stable income and a home - can you say the same? As for a "vile" attitude - if my opinion that children need stability, love and support with parents that can provide (education, nurturing, love, foundation and a strong sense of ethics, morality and self) is "vile", well, then that just shows your ignorance - I suppose shame on me for being a married mother with a career, a brain and the ability to keep my legs closed throughout my teens and college until I was emotionally, financially and mentally prepared to bring a beautiful, healthy well-adjusted child into this world. But, hey, congrats on sounding like a moron - it's because of those like you that there are so many children that will never have a good enough shot at life. Keep up the good work!

Posted at 12:52PM on May 5th 2008 by Lulu

Must be nice to be perfect! Lulu seems to think she is GOD! Screw you! You do have an attitude. Just because you were had your little perfect son after you were married, graduated from college, had a career, a very stable income and a home DOESN'T mean you are any better than anyone else! A child that is born to an unwed mother can be just a happy and stable as one born into your perfect little world. They can be just as beautiful, healthy well-adjusted child as your perfect little boy!

Posted at 1:32PM on May 5th 2008 by Screw you Lulu

263. FIRST!

Posted at 8:22PM on May 5th 2008 by FIRST!

264. You guys just won't be happy until Britney's found in her bedroom ala Heath Ledger, will you? I hope you enjoy your paychecks while Britney commits suicide because of your relentless hounding.

Have fun burning in the eternal lakes of fire :)

Posted at 9:12AM on May 6th 2008 by Ivy

265. What a sad time for TMZ. Now that Britney has her sickness under control, they're running out of things to report on and people to exploit. I think it's time that the people running this site along with the people who apparently sit in trees and stalk celebrities get real lives and maybe real jobs. Go Britney we're all rooting for you.

Posted at 1:28PM on May 6th 2008 by Xtine

266. LMAO at Lulu (and Diggly too). I agree with Huh. You are pathetic. Seriously, get over yourself! Just because you did things the way that you think they should be done... doesn't mean that this child shouldn't be celebrated. And it also doesn't mean that this child will be raised badly or live a bad life. The fact that you would have the audacity to say something like that, as if you are perfect, proves how much you are lacking. Sounds to me like someone needs to be knocked (smacked) off their high horse.

Posted at 1:50PM on May 6th 2008 by *Sara*

267. Jamie has very low moral standards. 16 and knocked up and not married. What a little slut!!!! Sister is rich and famous and daddy is a fry cook. Jamie will have another bastard before she is 20.

Posted at 10:31PM on May 7th 2008 by Big Bear

268. Britney is working on getting her act together. I wonder when her little slut sister Jamie will learn to keep her legs closed?? The girl has no morals and will have a string of bastard kids!!!

Posted at 9:28PM on May 9th 2008 by Princess Anne

269. Princess you have Jamie Spears figured out!! The little girl is indeed a sleazy slut. I am sure we will see a string of little bastards born to this young lady. Jamie's dad is a gry cook so that pretty well sums up her parents!!!

Posted at 10:50PM on May 9th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

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