Say It Ain't So, Joe

The 56-year-old Jersey boy resurfaced at the Kentucky Derby this weekend, looking okay.
Joe Piscopo
In the early '90s, many thought Joe was using steroids due to his buff bod. Joe denied the allegations and even taped an anti-steroid PSA.

Joe's wife Kimberly filed for divorce in 2006. They both have filed restraining orders against each other.




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16. "You're as blind as a bat, and I have sight" Great line (sung to the tune of Stevie Wonder's "Ebony and Ivory") delivered by Piscepo to Eddie Murphy (who was playing Stevie) that still makes me piss my pants. Looking good, Joe. Glad to see (based on your thin neck) that you're off the 'roids.

Posted at 7:49PM on May 5th 2008 by frankiestage

17. Is it just me or does he look like that Mike Rowe guy from Dirty Jobs?

Posted at 9:26PM on May 5th 2008 by deb

18. This dirtbag. He slept with his kids' babysitter, then dumped his wife to marry her. Glad to hear that they're now getting divorced. Restraining order? Must be leftover 'roid rage.

Posted at 9:41PM on May 5th 2008 by PatinNJ

19. not as bad as I'd feared.

Posted at 9:55PM on May 5th 2008 by nil

20.
I never liked this guy when he was on SNL. I thought he was very pompous and annoying. He seems to have aged well, but I prefer older men with gray hair ... like Sam Elliott. I'm almost 60, and I'm trying to get my own hair to go all white or gray, but it won't co-operate with me. It's snow white at my temples, and at one odd place at the back of my head. Maybe one day, I'll have hair that's all the same color.


Posted at 1:22AM on May 6th 2008 by DIANE T

21. I think he looks great. He had a great head of hair (and lots of it-) no rug there now people! sorry abouthis divorce. :(

Posted at 4:47AM on May 6th 2008 by KC

22. He looks as ugly as he did years ago.

Posted at 9:02AM on May 6th 2008 by Montana

23. Every time I here Joe's name mention, I am reminded of that hilarious "Ebony and Ivory" skit that he did with Eddie Murphy, where Eddie was doing his Stevie Wonder imitation and Joe was doing Sinatra. Man that was some funny stuff.

"I am black, and you are white
You are blind as a bat, and I have sight..."

Posted at 9:23AM on May 6th 2008 by Bubba

24. So THAT'S what Joe has been doing all these years! He's the Enzite E.D. smile-guy on those TV advertisments! I guess the pills don't work or wifey would not have left him. I'll tell ya what.

Posted at 10:13AM on May 6th 2008 by OoooNooo!

25. He looks exactly like Bert from Sesame Street & has about as much talent. The Ebony/Ivory stint was undoubtedly the highlight of his career. (it was pretty damn funny)

Posted at 10:30AM on May 6th 2008 by ernie

26. HE LOOKS LIKE SH*@!!!!!

Posted at 11:37PM on May 7th 2008 by Jenna

27. Aw, come on guys, you're way too harsh. I think he looks great. Probably even better than ever! So lay off, put the haterade up, and get a life instead of blogging on people you find unattractive! Love ya Joey!

Posted at 6:33PM on May 10th 2008 by Melissa

28. Can I get a restraining order too? His botox is scaring me.

Posted at 2:07PM on May 23rd 2008 by Brian Wall

29. Joe is an awesome Jersey Boy-He has dedicated much of his time to being an advocate for New Jersey Military Veterans. He visits veterans at the New Jersey Veterans Administration Health Care System and assists in bringing other celebrities to visit and support our veterans. Any day with Joe Piscopo is a 'Fan'tastic day for the military veterans, male and female of New Jersey!

Posted at 3:16PM on May 23rd 2008 by Marie

30. Joe used to work for IDT within the last 5 or 7 years and man I thought he was 65 back then. Time is definitely not on his side and that GILDA!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Steve J.

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