Seal: A Douche When Nobody's Around

16. Seal, you're screwed. TMZ can take nothing and make it into a huge blown up story- so even if it WAS innocent, they'll make it look like it wasn't. Camera angles and photoshop. You're screwed.

Guess you should have been nicer to those paps? See what can happen!

Posted at 3:14PM on May 5th 2008 by Is this a joke? If so, no one is laughing.

17. ok jack176 wtf is the point of commenting if ur just gonna ba a racist a$$hole. grow up and learn respect or are u too busy planning the next kkk meeting?

Posted at 3:20PM on May 5th 2008 by bellamom

18. Dayum! He must not be gettin' some at home. He has to reach out and get some strange pus -- I mean, some other woman's lips! (OOoops).

Posted at 3:23PM on May 5th 2008 by Rah-Rah

19. Seal's 15 minutes of fame were up 10 years ago after 'kiss from a rose' slid off the charts.

The only thing he's got going for him is... uh... um... um.... (shrug) Dunno. What does he have going for him anyway?

He married a white trophy bimbo who snagged herself a black trophy screw. She's brainless, he's...I don't know what he is.

Ever notice how when the paparazzi photograph them together he's always walking steps in front of her, she's trailing some distance behind him and she ALWAYS looks sad, or miserable or p*ssed off?

Another OJ and Nicole Simpson in the making.

Such stupid white women. They deserve the idiots they marry.

Posted at 3:29PM on May 5th 2008 by Go away Seal!!!!!

20.
looks like scarface wished all his life
for a life-size / blow-up barbie doll.

except this one he ordered won't shut up, isn't
happy with just wardrobe changes and needs
more than regular needle insertions to multiply.

Posted at 3:32PM on May 5th 2008 by slave nat turner

21. He's lucky anybody looks at him with that pizza face he's got. I bet he had bad "backne" too.

Posted at 3:43PM on May 5th 2008 by Jillian Barbarie of Good Day LA is a bimbo

22. Silly me, could it be that he was referring to the 'azzi's as cockroaches and not the "fans"? As kiss I am sure Heidi doesn't care it seems like friendly fan kiss.

Posted at 3:42PM on May 5th 2008 by me

23. Is he kissing Paula Abdul??!!

Posted at 4:03PM on May 5th 2008 by babymomma

24. He's so disgusting. I'd rather kiss a fungus infected foot. Honestly, I cannot fathom what Heidi Klum sees in this scarred up asshole, because it clearly has nothing to do with a great personality.

Posted at 4:01PM on May 5th 2008 by paige

25. btw all the ppl who are trashing his face its called lupus. its an autoimmune disease that means the body attacks itself because it thinks that whatever part is being attacked is a virus or disease.

Posted at 4:13PM on May 5th 2008 by bellamom

26. I'm sure I'm alone here...but I hate this term "douche". I know it's just becoming mainstream to say, but GROSS!

Posted at 4:18PM on May 5th 2008 by Brattus Rattus

27. You guys play highschool real well. Seal is one of those that doesn't need TMZ for anything and says so, you just don't like celebs that don't have the time of day for your shananigans.

Posted at 4:17PM on May 5th 2008 by pua

28. 10. What the hell is wrong with that dude's face??? He looks like somebody slashed his face up and it healed badly!

Posted at 2:49PM on May 5th 2008 by linda

He had a disease as a child and that is how his face healed. Would you say that to someones face? Awefully friggen rude. I hope to god you have more tact than that offline. I hope you teach your children better manners than that.

Posted at 4:27PM on May 5th 2008 by Tara

29. Tmz Paps you make me sick. Just because this guy hates his privacy being invaded, as do most people with your
"in your face tacky reporting/stalking " way of doing things. He likley is greeting someone and you guys make him out to
be a player probably out of spite. You are a joke as are all you rag dirt digging media manipulating whores are!!!!!

Posted at 5:50PM on May 5th 2008 by scott

30. TMZ is just making crap up again, especially when it is a celeb that doesnt tolerate their intrusive stalking, like Seal and Renee Z. You always need to consider the source and TMZ is as unreliable as it gets.

Posted at 5:22PM on May 5th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is