Von A-Hole Wants to "Pork" Paris Hilton

Posted May 5th 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff

After hamming it up for TMZ's cameras for months, Prince Von A-hole is finally gonna get a chance to use his acting skills in a movie. We smell an Oscar!

The Prince has been cast in an indie film called "Baby O" and will play a character named Adolf. The budding thespian will shoot his scenes today, which will feature him -- appropriately enough -- in a jacuzzi and bashing the Hiltons with lines like, "Well I need to pork Paris Hilton while her mother licks my a**."

It's another case of crap imitating life.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird

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1. First.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 2:24PM on May 5th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

2. I think he should be on Saturday Night Live.. Guest Host.... get em....

Posted at 2:25PM on May 5th 2008 by Mickey

3. make him go away!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:26PM on May 5th 2008 by tired of old people in making headlines

4. I think he should be able to pull it off.
Go Von Aholio!!!

Posted at 2:28PM on May 5th 2008 by FlBiker

5. I don't understand the fascination with this creepy old f**k, and why TMZ spends so much time and errort on him?? Jeeeez...

Posted at 2:48PM on May 5th 2008 by whyTMZwhy

6. OBAMA IS A RACIST!

Posted at 2:49PM on May 5th 2008 by JESUS

7. OBAMA IS A FRAUD. HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING,NEVER PASSED A BILL, HATES AMERICA, LIES, AND GOT CAUGHT. WAIT TO YOU SEE WHAT ELSE THEY UNCOVER ON THE ANT-CHRIST.

Posted at 2:51PM on May 5th 2008 by JESUS

8. WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT OBAMA? EVERYONE I ASK WHY VOTE FOR HIM,I AM TOLD I LIKE WHAT HE SAYS. DO YOU LIKE WHAT HIS SPIRITUAL ADVISOR AND CLOSE FRIEND AND CONFIDANT HAS SAID TO HIM FOR 20 YEARS? I DON'T CARE WHO YOU VOTE FOR BUT PLEASE DONT VOTE FOR THIS TWO FACED INDIVIDUAL

Posted at 2:56PM on May 5th 2008 by WYATT

9. POWER TO THE PEOPLE ...HAVE THE COURAGE NOT TO VOTE FOR OBAMA!

Posted at 2:58PM on May 5th 2008 by BRENDA

10. Vell !!!!! I tolt you zoe ! Vy should I be clazzy ? Da whole fambly iss low clazz ! OW !!! Stop thad ! OK, OK, Zsa Zsa iss a clazzy vooman !!!!!!!!!! Paris hades me anyvey, vy should I act nize to her ??

Posted at 3:02PM on May 5th 2008 by Prince Von Ahnhult

11. GOD DAMN AMERICA...............HOW ABOUT GOD DAMNING YOU MR. OBAMA YOU ANTI SEMETIC,ANTI AMERICAN FRAUD. I'M GOOD WITH A BLACK PRESIDENT BUT NOT THIS WEASEL. I WANT A PRESIDENT WITH RESPECT AND INTEGRITY........LETS FIND SOMEONE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE GET ANOTHER GEORGE BUSH!

YOU ARE NO JOHN KENNEDY MR. OBAMA

Posted at 3:04PM on May 5th 2008 by ME

12. A parasite and, well, Paris, now that is a match. Two talentless publicity seekers together in a movie...that nobody in their right mind would ever go to. LOL.

Posted at 3:18PM on May 5th 2008 by Chris

13. How is OBAMA A RACIST... there are some real retards on here...
I Doubt very much OBAMA could be racist even if he wanted to, you can take that to the bank.
I have dated many bi-racial f unlike some of you on here that are so ignorant you think just because you say hello to the person
who cleans your toilets, that all of a sudden you have minority friends...
Most bi-racial people love all races. And I am betting OBAMA is no different.
Plus adn a big plus how can you call him a weasel or racist when you see CLINTON saying and doing whatever it take to secure your vote, then once in office you all will be crying the blues like you did once you VOTED FOR BUSH and he showed you he don't care about anyone but the wealthy... My BAD maybe you jerks are wealthy....lol

Posted at 4:00PM on May 5th 2008 by JOHN P

14. GROSS! Are'nt the related ?

GIGI

Posted at 4:22PM on May 5th 2008 by Gigi

15. This guy has a step-daughter who is a Hilton (Zsa Zsa's daughter Francesca). Move over Woody Allen.

Posted at 4:35PM on May 5th 2008 by No way..

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