Von A-Hole Wants to "Pork" Paris Hilton

After hamming it up for TMZ's cameras for months, Prince Von A-hole is finally gonna get a chance to use his acting skills in a movie. We smell an Oscar!
Prince Von A-Hole
The Prince has been cast in an indie film called "Baby O" and will play a character named Adolf. The budding thespian will shoot his scenes today, which will feature him -- appropriately enough -- in a jacuzzi and bashing the Hiltons with lines like, "Well I need to pork Paris Hilton while her mother licks my a**."

It's another case of crap imitating life.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

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16. Right when you think he topped out on the tasteless, classless moron meter, he just takes it to a whole new level. He better watch out, this would be proof on film that he had some income coming in!

Somebody please just shoot him already and not with a camera.

Posted at 6:15PM on May 5th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

17. JOHN P....
kiss my ass and every other ohbama hater...he is a sorry, wlfare-for-blacks loving, non-American, muslim, caucasian-hating, total bad-for-this-country piece of crap........how can ANYONE WHO LOVES THIS COUNTRY EVEN CONSIDER HIM for president.....scares the hell out of me !!!!

Posted at 11:19PM on May 5th 2008 by have to say

18. Seriously…why? He’s a NOBODY! Stop calling him “prince” - he's NOT a prince! His real name is Gold-Diggin von Whore!
He got the name through adoption (in his 30s like his other adopted "30s" yr old children)...all a bunch of frauds!!!

Posted at 10:19AM on May 6th 2008 by What the?

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