Celebrity Justice
Britney Swears to Tell the Truth ...

You know, when you see Britney Spears through the eyes of a sketch artist, it's like the whole head-shaving, vadge-flashing thing never even happened. She's a work of art, y'all.

Britney and K-Fed are still in court right now, but if the hearing looks like it will go on for awhile, they'll break for some vittles at noon PT.

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16. Who?

Is she related to Miley?

Posted at 2:43PM on May 6th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

17. Can we please have the live stream you promised when they go to lunch or something???

Posted at 2:44PM on May 6th 2008 by Desaire

18. Leave the girl alone, she is in the mess she is in because of K Fed and the fact she was never a child herself. People hound her, she is a human being who was hurt desperately by someone she loved and then had her children taken away, who wouldn't have a break down.....I would......Look at the real picture here, K Fed lives of her money has no means of making money to raise children, he doesn't raise children the nanny does. He is by far no father example as well. The courts should have been drug testing him as well but they didn't why????? He should also pay for his own lawyers, get a job, he should be supporting his own children. The child custody should be 50/50 with no money either way, he looked like a joke that he is on his 30th birthday.......anyone remember the big spender with no money.....

Posted at 2:48PM on May 6th 2008 by snow white

19. #'s 11 & 17 ... how dumb are you?? the live stream already took place this morning. and what good is a lunch live stream? you won't see anyone.

Posted at 2:48PM on May 6th 2008 by closet britney fan

20. 15. Totally Ot but its ironic that both K-Fed and Brit wore outfits that colors compliment each others

Posted at 2:42PM on May 6th 2008 by Sassafrass
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It must be LOVE!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:50PM on May 6th 2008 by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21. No, it is NOT!!!!!

I honestly expect that judge to give her NOTHING more than some overnight supervised visits. At such time as daddy is no longer controlling her behaviour, she'll need to prove she can remain mentally stable before I'd ever give her even 50/50.

Posted at 2:51PM on May 6th 2008 by the DQ

22. I doubt she gets the kids back, it's too soon. But I do hope she gets more visitation. She's on the right path. Interesting that as soon as Sam, Ali, Adnan, and all those other leeches are out of the picture, Britney is actually able to make a court date. I think this is a woman who is used to having people tell her what to do, and she had the wrong people telling her what to do. She has never had a normal life and is unable at this point to control her own life.

Posted at 2:51PM on May 6th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

23. Don't blame K-Fed for everything. She married Jason WAY before K Fed and was parting all over Vegas and the strip. She was messed up long before he entered the picture. Furthermore, She petitioned the court for full custody bringing about this case. SHE didn't want joint custody. If she had gone with Joint custody, then maybe this wouldn't have gone this far.

Posted at 2:52PM on May 6th 2008 by CA Mom

24. Kaplan,Kfed lawyer, & Court lawyers must of lashed out at Britney . If they did not , they would not get to prolong this Case and would not make another $500,000 +.

Posted at 2:55PM on May 6th 2008 by Cash Court

25. Your fans are praying for you Brit!
Love GIGI

Posted at 2:54PM on May 6th 2008 by Gigi

26. Too bad the court artist can't show Britney's bad weeve job!!!

Posted at 2:54PM on May 6th 2008 by 1979

27. Glad that Britney is doing "well". Thinking that it still may be too soon for her to have her children. Not opposed to visits though. Hang in there Britney. The wait will be worth it and it continues to give you time to concentrate on yourself, your well being, and getting better. It appears that you are making a sincere effort to do that. I'm proud of you. In the journey of life we all sometimes stray from the path from time to time. You are on your way sweet girl and I am rooting for you...

Posted at 2:57PM on May 6th 2008 by Debbiegrandmother

28. With the artist rendition, it looks like her eyes are on the side of her head like a chicken.

Posted at 3:00PM on May 6th 2008 by Dyna

29. They are GAY TOGETHER! YAY

Posted at 3:12PM on May 6th 2008 by He_is_the_one

30. 19. #'s 11 & 17 ... how dumb are you?? the live stream already took place this morning. and what good is a lunch live stream? you won't see anyone.

Posted at 2:48PM on May 6th 2008 by closet britney fan
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Yeah, but for some of us, our sole reason for existence is live streams!

I don't care if we just watch the courtroom door for 2 hours, AS LONG AS IT'S A LIVE STREAM!

Hell, Andy Warhol once shot something like 21 hours of the Empire State Building, and when I finally was able to watch that sublime masterpiece, I was glued to my seat the whole time.

Posted at 3:00PM on May 6th 2008 by Give me live streams, or give me death!

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