You know, when you see Britney Spears through the eyes of a sketch artist, it's like the whole head-shaving, vadge-flashing thing never even happened. She's a work of art, y'all.
Britney and K-Fed are still in court right now, but if the hearing looks like it will go on for awhile, they'll break for some vittles at noon PT.
31. She should get her kids back, i think kevin is the one that drove her crazy, all he was thinking of all the material things, she tried to have a normal life and no one lets her.... give her the kids back.. she deserves to have the kids back,,,stay away from kevin..he is a loser..**** him.
Posted at 3:03PM on May 6th 2008 by melissa
32. 21. No, it is NOT!!!!!
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Posted at 2:51PM on May 6th 2008 by the DQ
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Some people wouldn't know irony if it came up and bit them in the a**.
Posted at 3:02PM on May 6th 2008 by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33. Britney Spears is not making a spectacle of herself every day. You are a liar. You should stop before you go to hell.
TMZ, we are all complex people, at least those of us with any depth. Learn to see the complexity and wonder of human beings. In other words, grow up, wise up, get some understanding and education. Well, that's called maturity, and it's probably many years off for some of your writers.
Posted at 3:03PM on May 6th 2008 by anonymous
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britney - ur looking great!
do yourself a favor and find a nice guy on sexsearch.com to help celebrate ur great fashion makeover!
Posted at 3:07PM on May 6th 2008 by amy
35. 22. I doubt she gets the kids back, it's too soon. But I do hope she gets more visitation. She's on the right path. Interesting that as soon as Sam, Ali, Adnan, and all those other leeches are out of the picture, Britney is actually able to make a court date. I think this is a woman who is used to having people tell her what to do, and she had the wrong people telling her what to do. She has never had a normal life and is unable at this point to control her own life.
Posted at 2:51PM on May 6th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds
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I agree with everything you wrote here but your handle. I think you're being much too generous to TMZ. I think you should subtract at least five years from that age.
Posted at 3:07PM on May 6th 2008 by 00000000000000000000000000000000
36. Well I'm sorry #19 but I have a life and haven't been online all day fallowing this stupid Britney BS. like you obviously have been so I wouldn't have known they already did a live stream. fortunately I have never had to go to court before either, so I also wouldn't know what lunch break is like in a courthouse. Why don't you go back into the closet; what did you call yourself? Closet Britney fan???
Posted at 3:14PM on May 6th 2008 by Desaire
37. amy (#33) - ur looking like a ripoff artist!
do urself a favor and stay away from any web site that people direct u to here. they are internet criminals and they are drooling all over themselves in anticipation of separating u from ur money!
Posted at 3:11PM on May 6th 2008 by ami
38. 36. They are GAY TOGETHER! YAY
Posted at 3:12PM on May 6th 2008 by He_is_the_one
Who? Britney and K-Fed?
Posted at 3:15PM on May 6th 2008 by ?????????????????????????????
39. 17. Can we please have the live stream you promised when they go to lunch or something???
Posted at 2:44PM on May 6th 2008 by Desaire
Check it out here. Not much happening right now, though.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/06/brit-and-k-fed-out-of-court-decision-reached/#comments
Posted at 3:18PM on May 6th 2008 by For you.
40. Actually, it's better without the "#comments" suffix: http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/06/brit-and-k-fed-out-of-court-decision-reached
Custody-related announcement soon by the Court Spokesman!
Posted at 3:21PM on May 6th 2008 by For you.
41. Well ding dang, y'all, them shore are some raht purty drawings. You know, it's jess amazin ta me how all you TMZ folk kin write jess like we tawk. Ah feel lahk bustin a gut ever time I read one of y'alls stories on Brit-Britt, Hoo-weee, they shore are ding dang funny! Yall must be rilly good rahters. Whatever they pay yall, it shore aint enough. Hoo-weeee! Ding Dang funny stuff. And you know whut? Yall are so accrit too, cause all us Southerners tawk jess lahk that, jess like all you folks at TMZ must be from New York and tawk lahk that Archie Bunker feller. Aint it a small world?
Posted at 4:33PM on May 6th 2008 by TMZHiresOnlyIdiots
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