Tom Cruise Is the Devil?

Besides boasting about what a great actor he thinks he is, Tom Cruise may be trying to tell us something else with the launch of his official website -- he's Satan! Scientolo-what?!
Tom Cruisazay website
Like an endless masturbation session, Tom's new official site features an interminable video with scenes from his films of the last 25 years -- minus the forgettable 1983 teen sex comedy "Losin' It" -- set to "Also sprach Zarathustra" the devilish themed song from "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." Perhaps Lucifer was a fan of "Dianetics," too.

Also missing from the site, Tom's couch jumping incident, the Matt Lauer interview and that Scientolocrazy video.



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16. that is a REALLY good picture of him

he needs to cut his hair again

then he won't look like Katie, and he will be decent looking again.

i can get past psycho if im looking at a hot guy, sorry...but that is how i think

Posted at 11:52AM on May 6th 2008 by iowa girl

17. I would like to be the first one to step on his fingers when he was hanging on the edge of the cliff.

Posted at 11:54AM on May 6th 2008 by Karan

18. hes so fake. good he wants to believe in something but still totally phony

Posted at 11:56AM on May 6th 2008 by shboom

19. He won't cut his hair because it is hiding his devil horns.

Posted at 11:56AM on May 6th 2008 by Karan

20. TOM THUMB

Posted at 11:58AM on May 6th 2008 by Rick

21. TMZ,

You guys need to get some class. It is fun to read people.com, but your website is just obscene.

Posted at 11:58AM on May 6th 2008 by kim

22. The site looks nice. Very slick. Not overdone. However, the video could stand some editing. It is too long for Web. Most page views are between 2-3 minutes on average --- and most visitors will not get to the middle of this one. It's nice, just a bit way too long. It could also use an interactive photo gallery. But overall, a nice site.

Posted at 12:01PM on May 6th 2008 by Shea

23. Lay off Tom- he's not a bad guy...

Posted at 12:01PM on May 6th 2008 by Hellllloooo!

24. You can smell Tom's desperation in the air.



Posted at 12:06PM on May 6th 2008 by jFp

25. dudes, NOTHING

Posted at 12:14PM on May 6th 2008 by Danm Me for my TMZ Addiction

26. dudes, NOTHING you bloggers can say about Tom can even touch the work he has done over the years.

You should let it rest, the man is an accomplished actor not some fly by night "blog made" celebrity like Kardashian who can be torn down with the click of a mouse and a few nasty words.

Posted at 12:12PM on May 6th 2008 by Danm Me for my TMZ Addiction

27. Sacha 1- F-you where are you now- at work? screwing off? online? eat me.....

Posted at 12:18PM on May 6th 2008 by jeezlouise

28. I am so over Tom cruise. I wish he'd just go away! The movie he is making now is expected to bomb big time & cost a crap load of money to produce. His CRAZY antics, aggressive attitude towards Matt Lauer, nutjob jumping on Oprah couch and that INSANE Scientology video that was released has completely ruined this man! Not to mention that he thinks he is an "authority of the mind" and can cure depression, schizophrenia, psychosis and other mental disorders by EXERCISE and VITAMINS. yeah right.

Hie career is in the toilet, thanks to his arrogant and ignorant statements. He is nothing more than tabloid fodder now and people laughing at him because he's so pathetic, much like they do with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

The only way to redeem himself is to cut himself off from that dangerous cult & do a Jason Beghe-like denouncement video of Scientology; otherwise, he is as good as dead in my eyes. And Katie is a hideously ugly, boring, vapid and vacant FUG --gold digger, who sold her soul for a black AmEx card and the celebrity status of being Mrs Tom Cruise.

Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2008 by Jamie

29. And Katie is a hideously ugly, boring, vapid and vacant FUG --gold digger, who sold her soul for a black AmEx card and the celebrity status of being Mrs Tom Cruise.

Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2008 by Jamie

AMEN to that! Ive had the same idea of her since day 1- does she even talk? or did he have her vocal chords surgically removed? She is a rediculous. transparent, whore.
God, I wish Tom would sue me, just for the fun of it.....

Posted at 12:24PM on May 6th 2008 by jeezlouise

30. He thinks he can spin his image around and make people love him again? tmz should do a poll and see how many people still like him! I can guarantee you the number would be low. We've all watch him self destruct and implode from his own egomaniac doing. His only redemption might be coming clean about what a sham the cult he belongs to is.

The teaching of Scientology are flat out barbaric and abusive. That is what TC has been promoting the last 3 years. Now he wants to back peddle. He thought the world would latch onto to his idiotic ideologies because he's TOM CRUISE. Only a handful of brain-washed idiots buy what you are selling, TommyBoy. Give it up!

Posted at 12:26PM on May 6th 2008 by aMANda

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