Tom Cruise Is the Devil?

Posted May 6th 2008 10:35AM by TMZ Staff

Besides boasting about what a great actor he thinks he is, Tom Cruise may be trying to tell us something else with the launch of his official website -- he's Satan! Scientolo-what?!

Like an endless masturbation session, Tom's new official site features an interminable video with scenes from his films of the last 25 years -- minus the forgettable 1983 teen sex comedy "Losin' It" -- set to "Also sprach Zarathustra" the devilish themed song from "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." Perhaps Lucifer was a fan of "Dianetics," too.

Also missing from the site, Tom's couch jumping incident, the Matt Lauer interview and that Scientolocrazy video.

Filed under: Tom & Katie, Nurse!

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16. hes so fake. good he wants to believe in something but still totally phony

Posted at 11:56AM on May 6th 2008 by shboom

17. He won't cut his hair because it is hiding his devil horns.

Posted at 11:56AM on May 6th 2008 by Karan

18. TMZ,

You guys need to get some class. It is fun to read people.com, but your website is just obscene.

Posted at 11:58AM on May 6th 2008 by kim

19. TOM THUMB

Posted at 11:58AM on May 6th 2008 by Rick

20. The site looks nice. Very slick. Not overdone. However, the video could stand some editing. It is too long for Web. Most page views are between 2-3 minutes on average --- and most visitors will not get to the middle of this one. It's nice, just a bit way too long. It could also use an interactive photo gallery. But overall, a nice site.

Posted at 12:01PM on May 6th 2008 by Shea

21. Lay off Tom- he's not a bad guy...

Posted at 12:01PM on May 6th 2008 by Hellllloooo!

22. You can smell Tom's desperation in the air.

Posted at 12:06PM on May 6th 2008 by jFp

23. dudes, NOTHING you bloggers can say about Tom can even touch the work he has done over the years.

You should let it rest, the man is an accomplished actor not some fly by night "blog made" celebrity like Kardashian who can be torn down with the click of a mouse and a few nasty words.

Posted at 12:12PM on May 6th 2008 by Danm Me for my TMZ Addiction

24. dudes, NOTHING

Posted at 12:14PM on May 6th 2008 by Danm Me for my TMZ Addiction

25. To all the above haters. Talk about creepy. Really. Get our of your basements and get jobs. You'll feel a lot better. S.

Posted at 12:15PM on May 6th 2008 by sacha1

26. Sacha 1- F-you where are you now- at work? screwing off? online? eat me.....

Posted at 12:18PM on May 6th 2008 by jeezlouise

27. I am so over Tom cruise. I wish he'd just go away! The movie he is making now is expected to bomb big time & cost a crap load of money to produce. His CRAZY antics, aggressive attitude towards Matt Lauer, nutjob jumping on Oprah couch and that INSANE Scientology video that was released has completely ruined this man! Not to mention that he thinks he is an "authority of the mind" and can cure depression, schizophrenia, psychosis and other mental disorders by EXERCISE and VITAMINS. yeah right.

Hie career is in the toilet, thanks to his arrogant and ignorant statements. He is nothing more than tabloid fodder now and people laughing at him because he's so pathetic, much like they do with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

The only way to redeem himself is to cut himself off from that dangerous cult & do a Jason Beghe-like denouncement video of Scientology; otherwise, he is as good as dead in my eyes. And Katie is a hideously ugly, boring, vapid and vacant FUG --gold digger, who sold her soul for a black AmEx card and the celebrity status of being Mrs Tom Cruise.

Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2008 by Jamie

28. And Katie is a hideously ugly, boring, vapid and vacant FUG --gold digger, who sold her soul for a black AmEx card and the celebrity status of being Mrs Tom Cruise.

Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2008 by Jamie

AMEN to that! Ive had the same idea of her since day 1- does she even talk? or did he have her vocal chords surgically removed? She is a rediculous. transparent, whore.
God, I wish Tom would sue me, just for the fun of it.....

Posted at 12:24PM on May 6th 2008 by jeezlouise

29. He thinks he can spin his image around and make people love him again? tmz should do a poll and see how many people still like him! I can guarantee you the number would be low. We've all watch him self destruct and implode from his own egomaniac doing. His only redemption might be coming clean about what a sham the cult he belongs to is.

The teaching of Scientology are flat out barbaric and abusive. That is what TC has been promoting the last 3 years. Now he wants to back peddle. He thought the world would latch onto to his idiotic ideologies because he's TOM CRUISE. Only a handful of brain-washed idiots buy what you are selling, TommyBoy. Give it up!

Posted at 12:26PM on May 6th 2008 by aMANda

30. I really don't get the viceral hatred of Tom Cruise. So he's a Scientologist, big deal! He's not hurting anyone. He seems to be a decent human being, doesn't drunk drive, use drugs or beat women. He may believe in things that are weird to the mainstream crowd, but it's his right to believe whatever he wants, is it not?

Leave Tom alone. He's a good guy. I wish more in Hollywood could behave well.

Posted at 12:27PM on May 6th 2008 by Disarray

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