Tom Cruise Is the Devil?

Besides boasting about what a great actor he thinks he is, Tom Cruise may be trying to tell us something else with the launch of his official website -- he's Satan! Scientolo-what?!
Tom Cruisazay website
Like an endless masturbation session, Tom's new official site features an interminable video with scenes from his films of the last 25 years -- minus the forgettable 1983 teen sex comedy "Losin' It" -- set to "Also sprach Zarathustra" the devilish themed song from "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." Perhaps Lucifer was a fan of "Dianetics," too.

Also missing from the site, Tom's couch jumping incident, the Matt Lauer interview and that Scientolocrazy video.



Filed under: Tom & Katie, Nurse!

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46. WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE GIVE THIS GUY A REST ALREADY? GET A LIFE!

Posted at 2:18PM on May 6th 2008 by a fan

47. I'm not a hater, but must add my voice to the others who think Tom is a total whack job. His arrogance, his ego - he just turns me completely OFF. I used to like his movies - used to think he was a great actor, and handsome too. He had it all as far as I was concerned. Now I can't even go back and watch his old stuff - much less anything new he might be in. He literally makes me sick to my stomach. All this Oprah crap, the "rehearsed" meeting with the poor mother with the child with cancer - it's so obvious - he's desperate. Yes, the mother is real, and the child is real, but do you really think they met like that in the street without him either meeting her beforehand, or having someone brief him on her situation? It's pathetic. His ego cannot allow him to believe that there ARE people who actually see through him, but believe me - there are MANY. Read Andrew Morton's book. It's an eye-opener.

Posted at 2:23PM on May 6th 2008 by Not Impressed

48. His career is soooooo over. Somebody needs to tell him he has jumped the shark. Oh, and he can't cut his hair. It's a wig.

Posted at 2:27PM on May 6th 2008 by Village

49. You say Losin It' was forgettable, but what about Legend? Ridley Scott's silly sci fi epic, bombed and was quickly forgotten before Top Gun arrived in 1986. Losin It' may not have been ambitious, but at least it didn't bite like Legend.

Posted at 2:28PM on May 6th 2008 by michaelb

50. Gee, Tom cannot win with some people...if Mary Had A Little Lamb was playing on that montage, someone would've said something about that!!! Leave Tom alone! He's not the Devil, people who speak negative, have anger in their hearts are the product of the Devil! He seems like a geniunely nice guy...and more than anything, Tom's a human being with feelings too...He doesn't deserve all the crap people heep on him...I think Tom has learned by his mistakes, but it doesn't help that people only want to dwell on his mistakes! And so what of he has a 25 year footage of his films?? He's accomplished more than you negative losers on here who just sit around & wait for someone to slip & you're ready to pounce with your take on th whole thing! Ask yourselves this: what the hell have you done lately & with your life, instead of having Tom's life under a magnifying glass!! I say GO TOM! Make more blockbuster movies because you ARE a great actor!

Posted at 2:47PM on May 6th 2008 by Michelle

51. Gee,.... just because I put my two cents worth in, and call it the way I see it, I have no LIFE? Please! I do plenty for my own big family, and others. He's provoked 99% of his own controversy, and Scientology is dangerous! I'm not sitting around waiting for him to screw up - he's done/doing a fine job of that himself. I'm just not fooled. Get your head out of your butt!

Posted at 3:45PM on May 6th 2008 by Not Impressed

52. Well......Next Stop Harrison Ford-ville

Posted at 4:13PM on May 6th 2008 by richard

53. On February 28, Parsons made a solo trip back to the desert and received Liber 49 in an unexplained manner. Jacques Vallée says Parsons claimed to have met a Venusian there in 1945 or 1946. Without the exact date, one cannot tell if the Venusian was the implied source of Liber 49. Parsons took this to be an affirmation of the need to produce a magical child. When Hubbard returned he channelled a message from a red-haired, green-eyed angel ordering them to "Light first flame at 10 pm, March 2, 1946. The year of Babalon is 4063." That would be 2118 BC, the significance of which I have not determined. Cameron returned from New York and moved in with Parsons. She was now to be an integral part of the Babalon Working. After Parsons' initial contact with the Beyond, Hubbard began acting as seer. Parsons called him Scribe in his notes. I do not know whether Hubbard actually participated in the higher workings of the OTO. Based on other sources I will discuss shortly it is clear he was present when Parsons did.

Posted at 4:52PM on May 6th 2008 by bob dobbs

54. Don't lump Satan in with this freak.

Posted at 5:17PM on May 6th 2008 by aratkilo

55. A big HELLO to all my fellow hater tots. I don't care about his religion, the dude is just plain creepy!

Posted at 5:53PM on May 6th 2008 by reality

56. What an ugly picture of this boy. Why does he show his teeth like a friggin rabbit? Who on earth shows their teeth with a serious expression on their face??? How childish and freakish. He is a fugging freak. He'll never be a man.


Posted at 6:18PM on May 6th 2008 by Whorla

57. This green-eyed angel would like to tell L. Ron Hubbard and his followers to sH$# and fall back in it.

Posted at 6:19PM on May 6th 2008 by Green-Eyed Angel

58. Like an endless masturbation session? Gosh TMZ. You are so low class...

Posted at 6:32PM on May 6th 2008 by Amy

59. Hi ! I'm Tom Mapother...I have buck teeth ! See my buck teef in the picture ??? I also have a Thetan in my ass, cuz I'm a queer.



Posted at 6:55PM on May 6th 2008 by Tom Mapother

60. Sad and pathetic would be to do MI4- if he's desperate, we'll see that movie made.

Nice unibrow, by the way; Didn't L Ron segregate out the neaderthals in the cult?

Would be AWESOME for a new Geico commercial, tho!

Cruise is the missing link!!!

Posted at 6:55PM on May 6th 2008 by J in The Bay

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