Tom Cruise Is the Devil?

Besides boasting about what a great actor he thinks he is, Tom Cruise may be trying to tell us something else with the launch of his official website -- he's Satan! Scientolo-what?!
Tom Cruisazay website
Like an endless masturbation session, Tom's new official site features an interminable video with scenes from his films of the last 25 years -- minus the forgettable 1983 teen sex comedy "Losin' It" -- set to "Also sprach Zarathustra" the devilish themed song from "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." Perhaps Lucifer was a fan of "Dianetics," too.

Also missing from the site, Tom's couch jumping incident, the Matt Lauer interview and that Scientolocrazy video.



Filed under: Tom & Katie, Nurse!

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61. Tom Cruise's real name is Tom Mapother. What a freak.




Posted at 6:57PM on May 6th 2008 by Jill

62. To #9 Leah, you think Tom Cruise is a great actor....your opinion. In my opinion he is over-rated beyond belief. The best movie he made was "Rainman" and any idiot could have played his role. The real star and real actor was Dustin Hoffman. But that is beside the point. Cruise did alot of people a huge disservice with his preaching about antidepressants and mental illness. The blowhard acts like a know-it-all and in truth is as ignorant as they come. I have dealt with depression and panic disorders all my life and having a doctor finally put me on prozac changed my life for the best. Frankly I could care less what Tom Cruise believes in or if he ever makes another movie. He is obviously his own worst enemy and his biggest fan next to Oprah is himself. But then hasn't Oprah always seemed to attract nuts...ex. Dr. Phil, the Dr. Mengele of plastic surgeons etc? Who in the hell cares how much he loves Katie Holmes? And by the way hasn't he done a swell job on her? A real stepford wife courtesy of the Prince of the Church of Scientology! You just keep on loving him Leah, the majority of us could care less.

Posted at 7:34PM on May 6th 2008 by completely disgusted

63. His web site screams I LOVE ME!!

Posted at 8:09PM on May 6th 2008 by meanmofo

64. 28. And Katie is a hideously ugly, boring, vapid and vacant FUG --gold digger, who sold her soul for a black AmEx card and the celebrity status of being Mrs Tom Cruise.

Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2008 by Jamie

AMEN to that! Ive had the same idea of her since day 1- does she even talk? or did he have her vocal chords surgically removed? She is a rediculous. transparent, whore.
God, I wish Tom would sue me, just for the fun of it.....

Posted at 12:24PM on May 6th 2008 by jeezlouise
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Glad to see that somebody else saw through that transparent, golddigger ho from day 1 like me. Hell- if it weren't for Tom she'd be selling burgers in the food court in Ohio. What is wrong with Tom? Get a woman with class, morals, intelligence, beauty, talent. How could Tom sue you jeezlouise? Your only being truthful. He'd be wasting his time. I predict that if he was dating someone else, he could overcome his current crisis. I'm not a Nicole lover, but I really think he screwed up when he divorced her. They made the perfect couple.

Posted at 9:06PM on May 6th 2008 by me

65. Tom Cruise is as nutty as a fruitcake. He and his gold digger wife are both media whores. His career is going down the tube so it's a dood thing that he made lots of money in the past because his last movie tanked. The divine Nicole's career really took off after he divorced her because she wouldn't go along with his stupid cult religion. I won't ever see Cruise in a movie again now that I know he is a phoney baloney.

Posted at 12:08AM on May 7th 2008 by A.A.

66. TMZ -- you people are just getting ridiculous .. so absurd! TOM cruise DID nothing for you people to make fun of.. this is a celebration of his career.. his talent, so why include the interview with matt or oprah? why even mention being a scientologist? everybody has different beliefs.. I think TMZ should learn how to RESPECT people.
at first i like TMZ.. thought it's fun.. but lately? it's not fun anymore.. c'mon guys! you can do better than this.

Posted at 2:29AM on May 7th 2008 by leave tom alone

67. This is what I have to say: I STILL think Tom Cruise is one of our greatest actors and I STILL love his movies.

Posted at 2:30AM on May 7th 2008 by Michele

68. This toothy little midget makes me shudder with revulsion.

Posted at 3:10AM on May 7th 2008 by punkster

69. Yea he's such a great actor that no one will pay to see him in a movie any more thats why all his movies are a flop any more because he's a big prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:30AM on May 7th 2008 by J.D.

70. Everyone should have freedom of religion in this country and has the right to what they believe, but do me a favor, all you Tom supporters and defenders, and Google L. Ron Hubbard, and his teachings to see what Tom believes. And BTW, it has been reported that Hubbard was a Satanist - others, his own son included - say he believed himself to BE Satan. In one of Hubbard's writings, reported in the Morton book : "Technique 88: Hubbard writes: The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters".

The whole organization is about manipulation and control, by any means necessary. Check it out.

Posted at 10:37AM on May 7th 2008 by Messenger

71. Tom, Katie, Suri, and Xenu...please go back to your home planet.

Posted at 10:58AM on May 7th 2008 by Tom is a Douchebag

72. "Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game"

Posted at 11:04AM on May 7th 2008 by TommyBoy

73. He just needs to fade away and live off all the money he has. Nobody wants to see him anymore, he's just a creepy nut case !!

Posted at 12:39PM on May 7th 2008 by gabbimommom

74. I am so proud and happy for Tom...what a remarkable actor and human being. People love to make up s**t about other people when they don't know what they are talking about. TMZ, I am dissappointed in your biased reporting sometimes...Tom deserves respect and people need to learn how to affectively express their jealous opinion....I hope that we can continue to value the very impressive work that Tom has done without this kind of s***t....get real and grow up!

Posted at 6:35PM on May 7th 2008 by Tom Fan for 25 Years

75. Who is making up sh%$? It's all out there for everyone to see and research. Respect? I don't think so. I think I EFFECTIVELY expressed my opinion. Typical Tom supporter - slurping that Kool-Aid and lovin' every minute of it!

Posted at 7:54PM on May 7th 2008 by Remarkable Actor and Human Being?

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