Besides boasting about what a great actor he thinks he is, Tom Cruise may be trying to tell us something else with the launch of his official website -- he's Satan! Scientolo-what?!
Like an endless masturbation session, Tom's new official site features an interminable video with scenes from his films of the last 25 years -- minus the forgettable 1983 teen sex comedy "Losin' It" -- set to "Also sprach Zarathustra" the devilish themed song from "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." Perhaps Lucifer was a fan of "Dianetics," too.
Also missing from the site, Tom's couch jumping incident, the Matt Lauer interview and that Scientolocrazy video.
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(Page 5 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsTom is great - he gets a bad rap for not following the masses when it comes to religion, we do live in America for that freedom
people shouldnt be judged for that. He loves his family and tries to be a good human being - continued success to Tom!!!
What an ugly picture of this boy. Why does he show his teeth like a friggin rabbit? Who on earth shows their teeth with a serious expression on their face??? How childish and freakish. He is a fugging freak. He'll never be a man.
Sad and pathetic would be to do MI4- if he's desperate, we'll see that movie made.
Nice unibrow, by the way; Didn't L Ron segregate out the neaderthals in the cult?
Would be AWESOME for a new Geico commercial, tho!
Cruise is the missing link!!!
Hi ! I'm Tom Mapother...I have buck teeth ! See my buck teef in the picture ??? I also have a Thetan in my ass, cuz I'm a queer.
28. And Katie is a hideously ugly, boring, vapid and vacant FUG --gold digger, who sold her soul for a black AmEx card and the celebrity status of being Mrs Tom Cruise.
Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2008 by Jamie
AMEN to that! Ive had the same idea of her since day 1- does she even talk? or did he have her vocal chords surgically removed? She is a rediculous. transparent, whore.
God, I wish Tom would sue me, just for the fun of it.....
Posted at 12:24PM on May 6th 2008 by jeezlouise
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Glad to see that somebody else saw through that transparent, golddigger ho from day 1 like me. Hell- if it weren't for Tom she'd be selling burgers in the food court in Ohio. What is wrong with Tom? Get a woman with class, morals, intelligence, beauty, talent. How could Tom sue you jeezlouise? Your only being truthful. He'd be wasting his time. I predict that if he was dating someone else, he could overcome his current crisis. I'm not a Nicole lover, but I really think he screwed up when he divorced her. They made the perfect couple.
To #9 Leah, you think Tom Cruise is a great actor....your opinion. In my opinion he is over-rated beyond belief. The best movie he made was "Rainman" and any idiot could have played his role. The real star and real actor was Dustin Hoffman. But that is beside the point. Cruise did alot of people a huge disservice with his preaching about antidepressants and mental illness. The blowhard acts like a know-it-all and in truth is as ignorant as they come. I have dealt with depression and panic disorders all my life and having a doctor finally put me on prozac changed my life for the best. Frankly I could care less what Tom Cruise believes in or if he ever makes another movie. He is obviously his own worst enemy and his biggest fan next to Oprah is himself. But then hasn't Oprah always seemed to attract nuts...ex. Dr. Phil, the Dr. Mengele of plastic surgeons etc? Who in the hell cares how much he loves Katie Holmes? And by the way hasn't he done a swell job on her? A real stepford wife courtesy of the Prince of the Church of Scientology! You just keep on loving him Leah, the majority of us could care less.
Tom, Katie, Suri, and Xenu...please go back to your home planet.
I am so proud and happy for Tom...what a remarkable actor and human being. People love to make up s**t about other people when they don't know what they are talking about. TMZ, I am dissappointed in your biased reporting sometimes...Tom deserves respect and people need to learn how to affectively express their jealous opinion....I hope that we can continue to value the very impressive work that Tom has done without this kind of s***t....get real and grow up!
Tom Cruise is as nutty as a fruitcake. He and his gold digger wife are both media whores. His career is going down the tube so it's a dood thing that he made lots of money in the past because his last movie tanked. The divine Nicole's career really took off after he divorced her because she wouldn't go along with his stupid cult religion. I won't ever see Cruise in a movie again now that I know he is a phoney baloney.
TMZ -- you people are just getting ridiculous .. so absurd! TOM cruise DID nothing for you people to make fun of.. this is a celebration of his career.. his talent, so why include the interview with matt or oprah? why even mention being a scientologist? everybody has different beliefs.. I think TMZ should learn how to RESPECT people.
at first i like TMZ.. thought it's fun.. but lately? it's not fun anymore.. c'mon guys! you can do better than this.
This is what I have to say: I STILL think Tom Cruise is one of our greatest actors and I STILL love his movies.
Yea he's such a great actor that no one will pay to see him in a movie any more thats why all his movies are a flop any more because he's a big prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















