Jason Castro: Lyrically Challenged

The trainwreck that is Jason Castro finally derailed for good last night when he completely effed up a line of "Mr. Tambourine Man" -- and just mumbled along instead.


And you thought Bob Dylan was tough to understand.

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91. I like his voice..really. We have to be fair he has a really good voice. He just made a really bad mistake in a really bad time. ..hope it doesn't cost him going home. But if he does i'm sure we'll see him soon again

Posted at 3:43PM on May 7th 2008 by SAMBUCA

92. OMG! OMG! OMG! JASON IS SOOOO HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!

HE CAN SING SWEET MUSIC TO ME ALL NIGHT LONG.

HE IS A POET, A SONG, A SENSITIVE SOUL. DAVINCY, VANGOUGH,
BOB DYLAN, KING TUT, ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE!

AND HIS KISSED BY THE SUN SKIN TONE AND BODY SO TALL, SO STRONG, YET SO GENTLE AND COMPLETE.


HIS LIPS ARE LIKE TWO SOFT PILLOWS, SO FULL, SOOOO SOFT.

THE SHAPE OF HIS FACE PULLS ME INTO SWEET RAPTURE, AND OMG! HIS EYES!
HIS EYES! HIS CRYSTAL CLEAR BLUE EYES! MORE AMAZING AND PURE THEN THE
DEEPEST BLUE SEA! LIKE TWO PYRAMIDS, THEIR ENERGY PIERCE RIGHT INTO MY SOUL!

OMG! JC IS HEAVEN, MY ANGEL, MY PHOENIX. LIKE AN ANCIENT MYSTICAL MAYAN WARRIOR SO SWEET!!!

SING TO ME BABY, ALL NIGHT LONG, AND ROCK ME TWO AND FRO, AND I'LL NEVER
LET GO!

TAKE ME TO YOUR HEAVEN, PULL ME INTO YOUR DREAMS, AND NEVER LET ME WAKE UP!!!

OMG! OMG! OMG! JASON! JASON! JASON! LOVE YOU, LUV YOU, LOVE YOU!!! UNTIL
THE END OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JASON IS A SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL

TIME TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER. THAT WAS YUMMY!

Posted at 3:44PM on May 7th 2008 by Hot2Trot

93. Oh Romeo, my Romeo, where art thou?

Yes, my Romeo, my Jason, come back to me!

Only Solomon and Bethsheba could know how good it could be!

Posted at 3:57PM on May 7th 2008 by Hot2Trot

94. Jason does have an amazing voice he's had some of the most memorable performances that by far blow away the rest - - can you say that about the rest - Brooke yes but the rest NO :) Brooke and Jason are the true stand-outs of the whole bunch and will go far - very far - I know you'll all eat your words - who bad mounted him.
He's got an amazing voice - one of the best - I'm a true fan and will buy his music and see his concerts - he's amazing. Not to put down the rest - but the youngest David is BORING and forgettable at best - he does not connect - someone finally told him to open his eyes - hello - and even with his eyes open he still has zero charisma.
Jason and David Cook, Michael Johns and Brooke are the Winners in this whole Game;) The rest will fade away. Seyesah will be on Broadway for sure though. Oh and Kristy Lee Cook will go far in Country - she's got that IT FACTOR for sure and she's got a great voice - Love her):

Posted at 4:19PM on May 7th 2008 by Avis Marie

95. Give the kid a break! Maybe he IS doing everthing he can to go home with honor. I think he has tried for the last few weeks to get voted off. He has done everything all the others have done that were voted off. The problem is he is just so likable we all want to see him stay. Don't fault him he is trying it is his fans that keep him in there. BTW I am not a teen or a tween or a twenty something. Not even a 30 or 40! I am an old hippy that reconizes a kindred sprit when I see one.

Posted at 4:32PM on May 7th 2008 by Suenee

96. Open question to all the pundits smarter than me: I've read that teen girls are Jason's fan base. Well, than WHO is voting for David A??? I figure Syesha has the adult contemporay; Cook has the Rockers of all ages; I figured Young David had the teens but now I read on the board how Jason has the teen's, too.

Wouldn't that split the vote? How come neither David A or Jason has ever ended up in the bottom 3? Are there that many teens??? Inquiring minds wanna know!

Posted at 4:42PM on May 7th 2008 by ScaredySquirrel

97. Wasn't there a little Archuleta kid who forgot some lines? He sure seems to be forgiven. But, I do agree Janson is done. I usually vote for him, but not last night. I will, however buy his CD, I love his style, I just think the AI pressure is to much for him.

Posted at 1:22AM on May 8th 2008 by DCforever

98. Not for nothing but this kid reminds me of Greg Brady, with his silly guitar playing, daydreamy songs and average/below average singing. Every time I see him on stage he reminds me of the Brady Bunch movie when Greg sings and the girls run away from him. If you don't believe me check out Greg Brady singing "Til I Met You" on any video site. Jason should have been gone a long time ago. The only reason Idol producers have kept him on the show is because the teenie bopper girls think he's cute. If he does get a deal, the only ones who will buy it are the teen based fans he has, and then his teenie bopper fans will grow up a year or two from now and they won't want to listen to him anymore. He's as good as "Johnny Bravo"....Good luck Greg

Posted at 6:26PM on May 7th 2008 by Pameluv

99. You all know by now that Randy hates Jason. If he sings well he says he is bad.If Randy Say to Jason every week "you are the bomb. you are the next idol, then everyone would think his songs are all wonderful and they are to me.Randy and Simon are touting David A to win but he looks and sound like a chipmunk. Don't worry for Jason, same as Clay Aiken he will get the last laugh, he will sell more albums than David A. The same they are doing to Sysesha, the girl is good but Simon hates her so he wants her off the show. My daughter auditioned for idol in Miami and sys the show is fixed and is a farud. I will not watch this show again. It has become boring and demeaning.

Posted at 5:52PM on May 7th 2008 by dona

100. What ticked me off about last night though was Simon's comment about Jason singing the Bob Marley song. He said that no one else should even attempt to sing that song or something along those lines, but um, yeah, THE SONG WAS ON THE LIST TO CHOOSE FROM. If he's going to get bitchy for someone picking a song that "shouldn't be redone", then don't put it on the damn list.

Posted at 6:49PM on May 7th 2008 by abpersonality

101. When you sport dreads, you also pass the spleef. Close your eyes and just try to listen to this boy sing. He has a career alright, and it goes like this...Would you like fries with that Sir!!!! Maybe the 70's Show will recast for next year, he might get a call, probably not.

Posted at 1:37PM on May 8th 2008 by buzzard man

102. I think he is doing this on purpose. He is ready to go home, and I think he should just pull out, it isn't fair, if he doesn't want to be there, and there are actual good singers on there that do.

Posted at 12:38AM on May 8th 2008 by Danielle

103. This is your brain on drugs (invision frying eggs) and this is Jason GONE! Cush has taken it's hold on his soul and this will be his pattern in life of not finishing what he attempts. Sad display of our youth today sucked into smoking revived up weed. His plane ticket home awaits him.

Posted at 9:51PM on May 7th 2008 by obamanation

104. Will that be paper or plastic?

Posted at 9:54PM on May 7th 2008 by obamanation

105. What was he thinking?
http://www.236.com/news/2008/05/07/thought_process_flowchart_jaso_6378.php
I get distracted by pretty colors and smiley faces sometimes too.

Posted at 9:57PM on May 7th 2008 by Alyssa

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