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Ryan Cabrera: Total Chicken S**t

5/7/2008 11:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ryan Cabrera: Total Chicken S**t

Ryan Cabrera to play ChickenfestPop singer-turned-edgy rocker Ryan Cabrera, better known as that guy that used to date Ashlee Simpson, is set to debut his white meat at the Chickenfest in Darboy, Wisc. Is Joe Simpson behind this?

No, the Chickenfest is not code for anything, it's really a festival celebrating the chicken. Cabrera is the highlight of the poultry party that also includes chicken wing eating contests and hourly "chicken dance" competitions.

Coachella what?

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Kay:  1377 days ago

This one will lay an egg.

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Party 'till you die!:  1377 days ago

You know you're a loser when..........

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Dallas:  1377 days ago

forget has been, he's a never was

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melissa:  1377 days ago

boring ....Whats Prince Von Doing ?

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wtf:  1377 days ago

Is he gay? Only gay men wear those hats.

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melissa:  1377 days ago

who cares just listen to him Talk ...It says it all ...u cant pay for better entertainment .

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hot snot:  1377 days ago

is he trying to look like the rocker guy that dated mischa barton? cisco?

what an idiot

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his fav brunette:  1377 days ago

u USED to be so fine.....now hes just SO gross. like chicken S***. barf.

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i hate hollywood:  1377 days ago

I'd like to tackle this douche, shave his head, and his contrived facial hair, then kick his ass and let him go on his way...

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//:  1377 days ago

edgy rocker? Pppppplease--he's a joke.

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CoolGirl2008:  1377 days ago

Is he gay? Only gay men have mustaches like that.

looooooooooooooooooooooser!

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TB:  1377 days ago

He has been dating/living with Riley Keough - Elvis Presley's grandaughter. You would think that that family could get him a better gig????

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Eve:  1377 days ago

what a wannabe!! he's starting to look like cisco adler (mischa bartons ex)
ewww and of all a the guys to copy in hollywood?? why him?

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Deana:  1377 days ago

Darboy isn't even a real city......it's residents just kept the moniker after Appleton swallowed it up. I know, like any town in Wisconsin is metro. I can say that as a lifelong resident I won't be attending this stellar bash....maybe though, for kicks. Could be a good laugh!

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tuffjet:  1377 days ago

So sad...he was on the up and up and then started dating Ashlee. To bad he looks like a druggy and has no hits!

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