Ryan Cabrera: Total Chicken S**t

Posted May 7th 2008 10:10AM by TMZ Staff

Ryan Cabrera to play Chickenfest Pop singer-turned-edgy rocker Ryan Cabrera, better known as that guy that used to date Ashlee Simpson, is set to debut his white meat at the Chickenfest in Darboy, Wisc. Is Joe Simpson behind this?

No, the Chickenfest is not code for anything, it's really a festival celebrating the chicken. Cabrera is the highlight of the poultry party that also includes chicken wing eating contests and hourly "chicken dance" competitions.

Coachella what?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters

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1. This one will lay an egg.

Posted at 11:31AM on May 7th 2008 by Kay

2. You know you're a loser when..........

Posted at 11:32AM on May 7th 2008 by File Under

3. forget has been, he's a never was

Posted at 11:36AM on May 7th 2008 by tony

4. boring ....Whats Prince Von Doing ?

Posted at 11:36AM on May 7th 2008 by melissa

5. Is he gay? Only gay men wear those hats.

Posted at 11:38AM on May 7th 2008 by me

6. who cares just listen to him Talk ...It says it all ...u cant pay for better entertainment .

Posted at 11:41AM on May 7th 2008 by melissa

7. is he trying to look like the rocker guy that dated mischa barton? cisco?

what an idiot

Posted at 11:48AM on May 7th 2008 by iowa girl

8. u USED to be so fine.....now hes just SO gross. like chicken S***. barf.

Posted at 11:52AM on May 7th 2008 by HisFavoriteBrunette

9. I'd like to tackle this douche, shave his head, and his contrived facial hair, then kick his ass and let him go on his way...

Posted at 11:54AM on May 7th 2008 by Your all morons

10. edgy rocker? Pppppplease--he's a joke.

Posted at 11:59AM on May 7th 2008 by Idiot

11. Is he gay? Only gay men have mustaches like that.

looooooooooooooooooooooser!

Posted at 12:15PM on May 7th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

12. He has been dating/living with Riley Keough - Elvis Presley's grandaughter. You would think that that family could get him a better gig????

Posted at 12:54PM on May 7th 2008 by Sillyness

13. what a wannabe!! he's starting to look like cisco adler (mischa bartons ex)
ewww and of all a the guys to copy in hollywood?? why him?

Posted at 12:57PM on May 7th 2008 by jenny jen

14. Darboy isn't even a real city......it's residents just kept the moniker after Appleton swallowed it up. I know, like any town in Wisconsin is metro. I can say that as a lifelong resident I won't be attending this stellar bash....maybe though, for kicks. Could be a good laugh!

Posted at 3:22PM on May 7th 2008 by Deana

15. So sad...he was on the up and up and then started dating Ashlee. To bad he looks like a druggy and has no hits!

Posted at 4:19PM on May 7th 2008 by Renee

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