
You gotta hear this call -- halfway through, Laura starts talking to the dispatch operator like he's a couple's counselor! Too funny.
As we first reported, Laura withdrew her complaint against the former "rapper" and the case was thrown out.

TMZ isn't making fun of the fact that Vanilla Ice is threatening suicide. They are making fun of the fact that his whack job wife is talking to the 911 dispatch like it's Dr. Phil or Oprah. That's what's funny. This lady didn't need to waste the taxpayer's dollars calling 911. All she wanted was someone to talk to. Idiot.
I agree with whoever said she sounds abusive too. Definately. She never deserves to be hit or controlled, but she sure seems to have some sort of control she's not letting on.
WHAT THE &^%$ IS UP WITH THAT QUESTION!?!?!?!?
BLACK OR HISPANIC!?!?!??! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT!?!?!??!?! A-HOLE!!!! FIRE THAT GUY HE SOUNDS LIKE A TOTAL ASS!!!!!
This old nag needs to get a job and find her own self worth. She sounds like he settled for poor white trash with such a nag nag nag illiterate baiting antagonistic wench. He should rid himself of this negative force and believe me he could do better to find someone who supports him instead of goads him into being physically abusive. I'd want to give her a beat down too and I don't even know her.
Ice, flee the zero and find yourself the hero...
BTW the dispatch is muted but says white,black or hispanic (so don't get into a racial panic!) Everyone is jumping on cracker who can not defend himself in todays 21st century without being labeled "mean spirited or racist". What organization caters to us ? NO not the ACLU, NAACP, MALDEF, LA RAZA???????????
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