16. 12. child-BEARING not child-BARING... come on TMZ, do some proofreading!

Posted at 1:34PM on May 8th 2008 by typo
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Proofreading is worthless when the people doing it are functional illiterates.

Posted at 1:52PM on May 8th 2008 by It's a lost cause

17. you ask that, then not one pic of her ass. it doesnt matter, it all moved to her stomach

Posted at 1:55PM on May 8th 2008 by ezlove696

18. 12. child-BEARING not child-BARING... come on TMZ, do some proofreading!

Posted at 1:34PM on May 8th 2008 by typo


Ah, TMZ fixed it. The 11-year-old must have woken up from her nap and decided to double-check the pieces that her 8-year-old co-workers have been publishing.

Posted at 1:57PM on May 8th 2008 by Incremental improvement

19. Well, it does seem you've finally gotten the hint that not many care what Paris Hilton is doing. You're starting to figure out that not many care what Lindsey Lohan is doing. But you haven't yet figured out that most people want you to stop covering every time Britney farts. Leave her alone and let her get well. She's no longer of interest.

Posted at 2:04PM on May 8th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

20. Can't tell if she has worked her ass off...there areNO ASS PICS!!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on May 8th 2008 by jimswinder

21. 19. ... Posted at 2:04PM on May 8th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

If TMZ actually started hiring 13 year olds, the quality of their publishing would greatly improve.

Posted at 2:10PM on May 8th 2008 by .

22. It is amazing, how angry fat women get!!! Women ,lose weight and be happy!! Everybody knows that, women that are skinner are better looking, make more money and have great sex lifes. Fat women, you aren't animals!! Stop blaming everybody else!! Lose weight, don't wear tight outfits, with your fat hanging out!! Yes, people are laughing at you, when you walk by!! samantha

Posted at 2:21PM on May 8th 2008 by samantha

23. 24. It is amazing, how angry fat women get!!! Women ,lose weight and be happy!! Everybody knows that, women that are skinner are better looking, make more money and have great sex lifes. Fat women, you aren't animals!! Stop blaming everybody else!! Lose weight, don't wear tight outfits, with your fat hanging out!! Yes, people are laughing at you, when you walk by!! samantha

Posted at 2:21PM on May 8th 2008 by samantha

Hey samantha. You must be hot! How about if you post some luscious pics of yourself somewhere?

Posted at 2:25PM on May 8th 2008 by YUMMMMM!!!!!

24. Uh Oh, I think Samantha needs a group hug. Kids who lack attention will try to piss everyone off just to get negative attention. Come here, Sammy.....................((((((((Sam))))))))))). MWHAAAAAAA! There, feel better, love.

Posted at 2:30PM on May 8th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

25. I'd like to give sam a very personal, one-on-one "hug".

Posted at 2:32PM on May 8th 2008 by YUMMMMM!!!!!

26. She has always has been fat - one dorritto away.. horse thighs, midget arms - and actually now, it looks like she has 4 chins instead of three.. but it doesn't matter - with a personality like that - i.e. soggy cornflake - it doesn't matter.. I'd rather jack off.

Posted at 2:36PM on May 8th 2008 by dug

27. I'd like to jack off also -- to pics of samantha!

Posted at 2:38PM on May 8th 2008 by YUMMMMM!!!!!

28. TMZ,WHO TOOK THE PICTURES ZIPPY THE CHIMP? SHE LOOKS GREAT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER REALLY SUCKS. SHE IS TRYING TO GET IT TOGETHER GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK

Posted at 2:38PM on May 8th 2008 by STARDUST

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I don't really understand why TMZ is obsessed with Britney's body. Hey, it is what it is and if she's good with it, then that's fine.

Posted at 2:41PM on May 8th 2008 by OCD

30. Hey, Yummm
How big, do you think tmzhires13yearsold is? We should take a poll? Like it has been said" It takes all to make this world go around" We do need people like her to work at mcdonalds and movie's serving our popcorn? But, maybe the should ban people like her from working at food places. samantha p.s thanks, yumm, even over the internet, you can tell, who is hot and not!!! love ya, samantha

Posted at 2:42PM on May 8th 2008 by samantha