Did Britney Work Her Ass Off?

61. Thanks, Eve. I can't believe that Britney would have any desire to come here. So why do some of you people write messages to her in this blog? Do you really think she reads them?

Posted at 7:12PM on May 8th 2008 by Questioning

62. Considering we never see her ass in any of these shots... I'd say it's ass still huge ass Oprah's ; Your photogs are pathetic.. they didn't even shoot her ass. And then, you guys Ask the Question "Did She Work Her Ass Off?" I say No.
Stoooooooopid is as Stoooooooooopid does.

Posted at 7:12PM on May 8th 2008 by PoiseProtection

63. Britney's got serious back fat.and she also looks like a linebacker with those shoulders.

Posted at 8:35PM on May 8th 2008 by Anne

64. Those are the stupidest pictures...you can't tell a thing! What a waste.

Posted at 1:03PM on May 9th 2008 by djdw61

65. Not at all******** it takes more than just working out. She needs to work on saying no to the fat food too! For example the starbucks she has in hand. I don't see any difference. Good for her going to the gym, but if she really wants to get healthy and fit... Stick to maybe just 1 starbucks a week and less of the pizza, hamburgers, or whatever the heck she eating.

Posted at 9:49PM on May 8th 2008 by Serenity

66. She has been getting treatment for her BiPolar Disorder, which includes taking her medication. BiPolar meds are notorious for causing weight gain. SO Leave her alone...she's trying to pull her life back together after a mental illness nearly robbed her of everything.

Posted at 10:54PM on May 8th 2008 by Melissa

67. Obviously her workouts ARE working . . . I mean, I've never seen her tiddees look so long and lean as they do now.

Posted at 1:03AM on May 9th 2008 by Sean

68. as long as she keeps eating junk food and quaffing those high-calorie Starbucks drinks, she'll never get back in shape. But hey, getting to the gym is a great start., if she's really exercsing. now she needs to get her nutrition straight. nutrition & exercise...there is no other way to be fit!

Posted at 3:53AM on May 22nd 2008 by FUCK YOU, TMZ!!!!

69. So let's see ...

TMZ has some pics of Britney, taken on at least two separate occasions. They want to make another Britney story and use these pics, so they try to decide what to write about them, since there isn't much going on in the photos except Britney walking from one place to another. Then, their top creative genius gets an idea: "Let's write something about her ass." he says.

"But none of the pictures are showing her ass," one of the writers protests.

The room grows silent, and the other rank and file look back and forth uncertainly between her and the creative genius. As she squirms in her seat, he finally says, icily, "Don't you ever, and I mean EVER contradict me again in front of my underlings again. Do you understand?"

She nods sheepishly.

"Good. Now I think it's time for you to leave and start emptying the waste-paper baskets. And while you're at it, the toilets need cleaning, as well."

The writer looks like she's about to protest, but then thinks better of the idea. "Yes ... yes sir," she replies defeatedly as she stands up and leaves the room, doing everything she can to suppress her tears.

"What are you all looking at?" the creative genius asks pointedly to the other writers. "We have a story to discuss."

They nervously pull themselves back into positions of attentiveness.

"OK," the genius continues after an uncomfortable pause. "So about the story? ..." He gives the staff a meaningful, no-nonsense look.

"Oh, it's a great idea!" one of the writers offers with a forced eagerness. "Britney's ass. Brilliant!"

The rest of the crew seems to come alive. They all begin to pipe in, trying to outdo each other in praise for this idea.

The genius takes it all in, very pleased with his insight and creativity.

Posted at 4:13AM on May 9th 2008 by zmt

70. I think comment# 64 by melissa is right.

Our valuable Mrs. Britney Spears hopefully is aware that it is
almost impossible to hold her weight and avoid water storage in her
body damaging her unbelievable beauty.
If she really takes the medical drugs,
the work outs will be probably connected to much more psychical
efforts and pain compared to former times.
An evaluation, what "healing" by this medical drugs is thought be and
how it "works" down to details of the psychical and physiological
processes made alternatives more attractive for her up to rule out
the medical drug approach in her case.

Posted at 5:03AM on May 10th 2008 by Harald (Wenk)

71. I want to see some of the gorgeous hardbiodies at TMZ and judge whether they need to lose wight or get botox or lift their faces.

Just sayin'!

Posted at 1:14PM on May 9th 2008 by timpundit