31. 'If you don't care about Paris then why are you bothering with reading a story on her, watching the video TMZ posted (probably), and then replying to this story?'
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Dear Kathy,

Just because someone replies does not mean they have read or viewed anything nor does it mean they secretly care about Paris. Nice try though.....

Posted at 6:34PM on May 8th 2008 by Princess K

32. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.
I watched The Hottie And The Nottie yesterday.
It was a great movie but it had a silly ending.
Paris brings joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 7:10PM on May 8th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

33. 'What new social disease would be found in paris hilton's private area?? '

The CDC in Atlanta has named it 'HILTON HERPES'

Posted at 7:16PM on May 8th 2008 by Boohoo

34. Benji has such a dose of low esteem he chose Paris as a lady friend. The boy could not even afford to keep her in size 14 shoes. Feet like hers need to be in a circus sideshow.

Posted at 8:31PM on May 8th 2008 by Princess Anne

35. you guys are so mean .leave them alone . I they want you to know something they will tell you

Posted at 12:25AM on May 9th 2008 by Janice

36. Good Lord! She looks like she needs to find a couple of extra strength Midols and an "overnight" strength Kotex in that purse of hers.

Posted at 1:19AM on May 9th 2008 by chicken stripper

37. Why? Simple: When that article came out stating that Hilton was one of the most over-exposed "celebrities" on the planet. Whenever she does open her mouth -- like that hateful and jealous commentary about Kardashian and others on public radio -- we still see the same old cheap, phony Paris. Thanks to Benji (and her savvy publicists) for keepng her off the streets and out of our view. It's been heaven. Now, if she would just move overseas.

Posted at 3:40AM on May 9th 2008 by cat

38. Well, she’s still attaching her grandfather’s famous last name to any merchandise that will make a few bucks. Talk about being desperate for cash. Next, she’ll be trying to sell pink “Hilton” radiators. And she’s still capitalizing on the fame of her sex tape; and still claiming she’s a hotel “heiress. What a shallow opportunist and phony.

Posted at 3:56AM on May 9th 2008 by geo

39. #1 nailed it!
She's trying to be like Nicole!
She's nasty, I can't stand her. But I hope they have a baby so she'll grow up a bit. For 'real'.

Posted at 5:46AM on May 9th 2008 by MamaMags

40. i'm almost embarassed to admit it, but i like the new paris

Posted at 11:33AM on May 9th 2008 by sfgdd

41. I agree! It's great NOT hearing about the phony, over exposed, talentless, under educated over priviledged, bad mouthing, media hound who has the worst case of self importance and entitlement issues.

Again, she should go QUIETLY and do the charity work that she claimed she was so passionate about nearly 1 year ago.

Maybe Benji is teaching Paris some real world ideas. Like how to keep her clothes on and NOT give the paps (who are not her friends) what they want, which is another chance to show her vanity and vapidness.

Posted at 4:19PM on May 9th 2008 by Shar

42. Angie...

You are deeply troubled, and thankfully, in the minority. Sheesh -- please see a therapist.

TMZ -- many thanks for not running articles on Paris Hilton. I stopped reading TMZ until recently, when I didn't have to see her mug every day. Most of us out here are pleased that we are no longer force-fed this obnoxious phony. Thank you!

Posted at 6:42PM on May 9th 2008 by genvieve

43. Dear Paris,

I hope to see many more Paris Hilton articles on TMZ.COM.
I don't read the other articles much.
Paris Hilton is the center of the universe.
The world revolves around Paris Hilton.
I care about every little thing Paris Hilton does.
Paris Hilton brings joy to my furry life.
There is a Dave Letterman interview of Paris Hilton on
http://www.parishiltononline.net.
Lots of Paris Hilton articles.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 7:07PM on May 9th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

44. 800 Pound Gorilla is a Hilton publicist. How gross, and how fitting. Dumb and as shallow as a door knob.

Well, there's one more Letterman show that many viewers will skip. Lol!

Posted at 7:52PM on May 9th 2008 by Catsy

45. "All the stars in Hollywood..."

Posted at 9:45PM on May 9th 2008 by "Tom Terrific" said it best...