David Archuleta's Missionary Position
David Archuleta was asked by a fan this morning if he'd be going on a mission for his church, since he's LDS and all.
How making Paula Abdul misty-eyed counts as spreading the word of Mormon is beyond us.
Reader Comments
(Page 2 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. I can't stand this kid. #9 hmmmmm and #10 tracey, you are both SOOO right! Check for the 666, that's great! ROFL!
The fake humility, the nasal voice, the boring, repetitive performances...I don't know which part I hate most.
Posted at 11:47AM on May 9th 2008 by got nothing better to do
17. Just a phony Moron, er, Mormon.Brainwashed and robotic. All you dumbasses who "love" his singing are a bunch of incest-bred Mormons, too.
Posted at 11:56AM on May 9th 2008 by Hugh Jass
18. He needs to go on a mission - he would have a chance to grow up then - his answer was very immature...
Posted at 12:27PM on May 9th 2008 by LDS
19. "19. Just a phony Moron, er, Mormon.Brainwashed and robotic. All you dumbasses who "love" his singing are a bunch of incest-bred Mormons, too.
Posted at 11:56AM on May 9th 2008 by Hugh Jass"
Ah shadap hater. I'm no mormon, but he's probably 10x more genuine and a better person than your hater ass.
Posted at 12:03PM on May 9th 2008 by Uax
20. Because of inbreeding, Mormons have at least one retard in their family. David is the one in the Archuleta's family.
Posted at 12:18PM on May 9th 2008 by XAJER8R
21. Of course...mormons are mentioned so something negative had to be said. You people want so badly for equality but you can't seem to give that same respect to mormons. They may not preach thathomosexuality is right...but you will NEVER see official church leaders bashing ANYONE. Don't judge the church by the people. Millions of you don't want to vote for David because he is Mormon....how is that different from not wanting to vote for someone because they are Asian, or because they are atheist? If all you can do is bash a religion when you mention it maybe stop mentioning it? Practice what you are preaching TMZ.
Posted at 12:20PM on May 9th 2008 by agh
22. When did the fact that David is Mormon even matter? Would it matter if he was black or catholic?
Posted at 12:19PM on May 9th 2008 by blah
23. He can sing, but is sooooooooooooo BORING! And he walks like he has wet his panys, ALWAYS, just watch! Waddle, waddle, waddle. Mormon's are a CULT. Look it up!
Posted at 12:22PM on May 9th 2008 by David the Gnome
24. I would NOT buy him. Yawn!
Posted at 12:23PM on May 9th 2008 by AttitudeDude
25. pants, pants, pants. Not panys! sorry
Posted at 12:25PM on May 9th 2008 by David the Gnome
26. It's always mattered that David is a Mormon. That explains everything. Whining, creepiness, 666, phony, etc.
Posted at 12:31PM on May 9th 2008 by XAJER8R
27. "22. Because of inbreeding, Mormons have at least one retard in their family. David is the one in the Archuleta's family.
Posted at 12:18PM on May 9th 2008 by XAJER8R"
You might actually have a point if he actually was inbred. But he's most likely less inbred than you dumbass. His father and mother aren't even the same race. You can't really get less inbred than that.
Posted at 12:42PM on May 9th 2008 by Uax
28. Such nice people on here. Bashing Mormons. Great idea. I'm not Mormon, but I have a lot of Mormon friends and they are the nicest people I know. I would much rather be around them than losers like you guys.
Posted at 12:48PM on May 9th 2008 by kim
29. A lot of pressure on this kid. He won't be able to hold up under all the pressure--on the road and around his DAD. I see another 'child star' GOING DOWN in flames!!!! People. he is a wodnerful singer--already has a career--don't brand him "American Idol". HE is only 17!!!!! Let him get a few more mature years under his belt--when he won't tear up every show and find it hard to breathe!!!! Can't you just see him curled up in a room or trailor someplace before a show???? oooooh I can. And his DAD bitching him out!!!!!!! Spare him. Have some compassion. Even older people have a hard time after they get the limelight. This kid will be on che therapist couch most of the time.
Posted at 12:51PM on May 9th 2008 by jaba
30. "How making Paula Abdul misty-eyed counts as spreading the word of Mormon is beyond us."
Well damn near everything is beyond you morons.
Posted at 1:03PM on May 9th 2008 by timpundit
