David Archuleta's Missionary Position

David Archuleta was asked by a fan this morning if he'd be going on a mission for his church, since he's LDS and all.


How making Paula Abdul misty-eyed counts as spreading the word of Mormon is beyond us.



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61. I simply cannot believe the amount of ignorance and hate that I am reading. I have always been proud to be an American, but I am starting to wonder want kind of country I'm living in. I'm totally disgusted by the behavior and hate shown to a 17 year old kid that you honestly know nothing about.. If this is what America is coming to I think we are in deep trouble. Every single bad mouth statement I have read about the Mormon church on here has been false. If you don't know what you are talking about it is best to keep quite. I hope you are all really proud of yourselves, I simply cannot understand this kind of behavior.

Posted at 8:08PM on May 9th 2008 by Unbelievable

62. They should change Idol to The Mormon Show.

Posted at 8:16PM on May 9th 2008 by Bonnie

63. Isn't he a moron? Oops, I meant Mormon.

Posted at 8:10PM on May 9th 2008 by Yves

64. #54 - LDS rocks? You're all a bunch of horndogs. So many wives, so little time. Too many kids that you can't handle so your brother or uncle or dad does them.

Posted at 8:08PM on May 9th 2008 by shrew

65.

SIENNA YOU SUCKS, YOU BLOWS YOURSELF, OR WHATNOT AND YOU HAVE RUINED AMERICAN IDOL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

KIARA I BET YOU ARE THE WORST IDOL EVER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEMFER FI WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND BLOWS YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted at 8:09PM on May 9th 2008 by BITE ME TOO

66. Blow me,

You must be some kind of wack job. Go take your meds and quit screaming you jacka$$.

Posted at 8:12PM on May 9th 2008 by Jess

67. You people really need to learn to not be so ignorant. What if I were to say that I won't vote for David Cook because he's white?

If you really believe this kid doesn't have singing talent, you should listen again. Maybe it's not the music you like best but he is good.

A popular quote in the LDS church is "Every member a missionary" Maybe he isn't teaching about the church directly, but he is a talented, kind person on tv. Many people know of him. The fact that he is LDS, everyone has to make a big deal about it. When people hear about LDS it sparks interest. He is well known for his religion for some reason.

Posted at 8:15PM on May 9th 2008 by Blehhh

68. .


David A. MUST go on a Mission as a Mormon missionary if he wants to ascend into the 3rd and "highest" level of heaven... and to only then be eligible able to take multiple wives... in that 3rd level of heaven of course. Ever since the State of Utah outlawed polygamy (in the late 1800's their "Prophet" suddenly had a "vision," a directive from God saying to stop it... right after the government of the US of A told the church to stop it or no statehood for you...!) that's the only way a guy can legally have his many wives... so lots and lots AND LOTS of good LDS boys do their missions. They also get their own celestial heaven...


Posted at 8:13PM on May 9th 2008 by Kate

69. I AM HERE TO AVENGE MY HERO DAVID ARUCHULETA. HE IS THE CHOSEN MORMON WHO SINGS AND MAKES
EVERYTHING TURN TO GOLD. HE IS MY GOLDEN BOY AND I LOVE HIM HIM TO DEATH. HE IS THE ANNOINTED ONE. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.

Posted at 8:14PM on May 9th 2008 by BITE ME TOO!

70. In reply to #56

If you are attempting a "mormons are polygmaists" joke, let me tell you two things.

1-It's not funny

2-You are so unbelievably ignorant and need to get with the times. How old are you, 150? The LDS church stopped practicing polygmay in 1890. Maybe you are confusing the names FLDS and LDS. David is LDS.

Posted at 8:16PM on May 9th 2008 by Blehhh

71. I am here to stand up against you haters! Never fear, David, I am here!

Posted at 8:18PM on May 9th 2008 by Captain Moroni

72. Joseph Smith invented that garbage so that he could get his groove on with as many women as possible. It is just like Scientology.

Posted at 8:20PM on May 9th 2008 by Weirdos

73. When the heat was on them, then they decided to get rid of polygamy. No more dipping it in the new chicks.

Posted at 8:23PM on May 9th 2008 by Weirdos

74. My gawd. you guys are hilarious! You should have your own show!

Posted at 8:57PM on May 9th 2008 by Laughing all day

75. Can you imagine David when he's 25?? He will be SUCH a handsome man. He's cute/handsome right now. I like that he's a bit shy right now. I will vote for David Archuleta any time of day or night. He is good and he is cute and he is not old like the other people.

Posted at 10:28PM on May 9th 2008 by vette

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