Local Newscast Full of BS

16. Q: What has 3 teeth and 2 million legs?

A: Sacramento.

Posted at 2:27PM on May 9th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

17. Yes, I agree this is a slow news day, or this would not be on here, but then your reading it, so your day must be slow and you have nothing else to do.
I live in Sacramento. We like this show, it is a infotainment show. There is only one jerk on that show and it is not Mark. He goes out of his way, doing his job, some job no one else would do, because he works for a company that tells him what to do. He is supporting his family and does many things to contribute to the community. Yes, he can be silly, but then bet you people who are calling him silly etc. have gone to show, turned on the television shows, movies, and seem crap. You sure talk crap a lot. I enjoy the show, I enjoy TMZ. I would not be on here If I did not, so here is a clue: Don't like Good Day Sacramento, turn the channel, if you don't like Sacramento, then stay the F away, if you don't like what is put on TMZ, don't come to this page. Problem solved.

Posted at 3:22PM on May 9th 2008 by Carolyn

18. I LOVE Mark S. Allen. The whole show is hilarious. Why watch a mundane news show? Those shows are so cookie cutter its stupid.

I live in Sacramento (antelope actually) as well. And I like him :) All of them, but mostly him. And Alan the not so much anymore not paid intern.

Posted at 3:47PM on May 9th 2008 by Brittany

19. why?

Posted at 4:24PM on May 9th 2008 by hllbilly

20. LINDY.....oh man I forgot, I'm NOT entitled to my own opinion. I will now give up, lower my IQ, won't leave home till 10.
Excuse me while go suck at something, Thanks for not judging.

Posted at 4:36PM on May 9th 2008 by LOLO

21. That was pretty funny. To all the people who ragged on Mark S Allen and Good Morning Sac: Get over yourselves, and don't take life so seriously. If you want hard, straight news, watch 60 minutes or Jim Lehrer. Mark S Allen is a goofball and occasional idiot, but almost always entertaining. If you don't like the show don't watch it. Are you really concerned this gives people a bad impression of Sacramento? Hate to break the news to you, but Sacramento is not a sophisticated, cosmopolitan city, so don't be so concerned this is going to tarnish our sterling reputation. Get over your small town complex. My only complaint is that this video sent me into flashbacks of "2 girls, 1 cup". Now that was horrifying.

Posted at 4:42PM on May 9th 2008 by Frito

22. LOLO,

YEP, I WAS RIGHT..YOU DO SUCK! DON'T WATCH..WE DON'T CARE!

Posted at 3:43PM on May 10th 2008 by LINDY

23. So, I suppose the producers never thought that having a cows ass in frame, during a taping might just result in some projectile??? The cow was smart, and regular, the humans here are the ones full of it.

Posted at 9:18PM on May 9th 2008 by pua

24. Who ever thought a cow could have comedic timing? I love Good Day Sacramento, although I admit it took me a while to get used to the silliness and caffeinated high energy so early in the morning. It's a refreshing change from the stale crime blotter reports that consume the airwaves these days. A hearty laugh to start the day is always a good thing.

Posted at 3:05PM on May 12th 2008 by Karin

25. I thought it was hilarious. I think what's really funny is the woman who pointed out that they was lookin' at the cows butthole and then the poop came out.

Posted at 12:36AM on May 10th 2008 by Marianne Chitter Chatter

26. A Sacramento news station and a cow-pooping segment? Oh that is TOO easy. TMZ sure knows how to rattle their Sacramento readers. You got me!

I love Good Day Sacramento. The CW31 morning team are hilarious and if you opt to even turn on your TV and want to wake up in a good mood, you will find a good portion of people watching this show. No fake or canned laughs here. Mark S. Allen is a riot. I will take this group ANYDAY over any newsgroup filled with stone-faced deliveries.

Note: filmed at the "May Fair" in Dixon, not Sacramento.

Posted at 12:45PM on May 10th 2008 by CW31 Watcher