Malibu to Ken Starr: Go Blow for Blow With Paps!

Posted May 9th 2008 10:00AM by TMZ Staff

Ken Starr to swat out Malibu paps Malibu is fed up with the paps overrunning their exclusive seaside town and they're asking Ken Starr to give them a pap smear.

Ken Starr, for those too young to remember the late 90s, is the ~~douche~~ dude who tried to bring down Bill Clinton after Monica went down on him.

Malibu Mayor Pamela Conley Ulich has asked Starr, now a law school dean, to come up with a city ordinance that could include photog "buffer zones" and a possible tax on pictures that were taken in Malibu.

Good luck keeping anyone and everyone with a camera-phone out of those "buffer zones!"

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1. Yeah I guess commiting perjury under oath is no big deal to the TMZ crew who relish hiding in Louisianna's underbrush to watch a kid cutting his moms lawn. Talk about douche chills.

Posted at 10:47AM on May 12th 2008 by Dan H.

2. Ken Starr is an excellent lawyer, and proved Bill Clinton to be guilty. Unfortunately, low lifes like Bill Clinton, frequently get away with unlawful acts, which an everyoday person would not be able to do. On the other hand, imagine Hillary as your wife. Who would not stray?

Posted at 10:53PM on May 12th 2008 by Mom

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