Richard Simmons -- Clean Up on Aisle 6

31. People, people! Does anybody really expect the writing staff of TMZ to be Einsteins? I know, I know, basic writing skills, but c'mon! The mentality is already at first-grade level so lower your expectations when you read their stories and you won't get so frustrated. At least at MAD magazine, they credit their writing staff as 'The usual gang of idiots'. Hint, hint, TMZ- I don't think that label is copyrighted yet.

Posted at 8:31AM on May 12th 2008 by Teacher

32. Richard is so happy, I wish more people were like him. He's not out to hurt people.

Posted at 8:56AM on May 12th 2008 by Kellie

33. Richard always makes me smile. He is one of the funniest people on tv. We love you Richard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:00AM on May 12th 2008 by fat ugly gruesome

34. Do hairplugs sweat?

Posted at 9:22AM on May 12th 2008 by Stevo

35. Only the one's you had pierced thru your balls Stevo!!!

Posted at 9:26AM on May 12th 2008 by I Heart Richard

36. This cannot be in the city of Chicago and must be one of the nearby suburbs. At least this dispells rumors that he's no longer alive.

Posted at 7:37PM on May 12th 2008 by Michele

37. OH MY F***ING GOD, PLEASE STOP WITH THE GRAMMAR/SPELLING COMMENTS! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE POST SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY??? PLEASE?? THIS IS THE MOST BORING GROUP OF POSTERS I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

Posted at 10:59AM on May 12th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

38. Thank you Stevo, always good for a giggle.

Posted at 11:00AM on May 12th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

39. He's a freak of nature...He never ages and he behaves in the same way as he did in 1982. Some of those people in the video haven't changed since 1982 either.

Posted at 1:13PM on May 12th 2008 by chicken stripper

40. When did all the spelling teachers get on the TMZ blog? Please go to your local school and help the teachers grade their papers. Richard Simmons is still the king of all queers!!!

Posted at 1:38PM on May 12th 2008 by CTS

41. To ilovecelebritycrap poster: Please refrain from using GOD`s name in vain. Read the BIBLE, if you know what one is, EXODUS 20, The Ten Commandments. Thanks, Disabled Veteran

Posted at 1:46PM on May 12th 2008 by CTS

42. CTS-
In case you faled to notice where you were posting, THIS IS A "MAKE FUN OF CELEBRITIES" site, I don't plague you crappy religion sites with comments about Mischa Bartons ass, so don't plague my celebutaunting site with your religious teachings. Ass.

Posted at 1:56PM on May 12th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

43. Besides, your on my ass about saying "god", when you use the word "queer"? Nice. Very Christian.

Posted at 1:59PM on May 12th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

44. Dear poster named crap, The Bible does talk about queers and gays. Read the Bible, if you own one, Romans 1: 26-32. I am sorry if I stepped on your toes. Have you come out of the closet yet. You must repent your sins. You live at home with your mommy and you worship Richard Simmons. Right???

Posted at 4:18PM on May 12th 2008 by CTS

45. He's the Biggest Screamin' Queen on the Face of the Planet.. if Not the Entire Universe!! :P

Posted at 3:37AM on May 13th 2008 by Bell