Brit Rear Ends It ... Again!

91. She's such a screw up. She's incapable of functioning on her own. She should have her parents or handlers do everything for her just like in the good old days .

Posted at 9:34PM on May 13th 2008 by Crystal

92. Just think what this skank can't do:
Can't sing
Can't act
Can't dance
Can't manage her own finances
Can't take care of her kids
Can't drive
What a pathetic excuse for a human being

Posted at 9:35PM on May 13th 2008 by britbritisaskank

93. i totally agree. it's the paparazzi's fault. they don't shove their a$$es out of the way... and that's why she crashed.

if only the paparazzi would go away..., then we wouldn't have to hear about brit brit anymore. i'm so tired of all the "news", she wore this, she wore that, she bought an icecream...

Posted at 9:38PM on May 13th 2008 by @ #87

94. if the damn poparatzi would just leave her alone she wouldn't of bumped in to the explorer. get out of the way when celebs are driving. anything to make a buck these days.

Posted at 9:57PM on May 13th 2008 by tiffeny-wisconsin

95. why don't the pop just leave her alone??? it was their fault. if they would just let her drive instead of getting in her way!!!
it was a little bump to the explorer. the pop need to get a life. anything to make a quick buck these days. pop go to $#%%!!!!

Posted at 9:56PM on May 13th 2008 by tiffeny-wisconsin

96. #90 I completely agree with you. She can't dress or bathe herself either. Good thing she's good at is making money otherwise she'd be a completely useless.

Posted at 10:01PM on May 13th 2008 by Crystal

97. Well I am a forty seven year old divorcee who shaves her upper lip, anbd even I can drive better than Britard.

Posted at 10:34PM on May 13th 2008 by Kelli

98. OMG I AGREE I'M SOOOOOO SICK OF THE PAPZ ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!! LEAVE BRINTEY THE f*CK ALONE!! OMGGGGG IT WAS SOO CRAZY SEEING THEM ALL AROUND HER NO WONDER SHE HIT THE CAR IN FRONT! ITS SOOOO SAD SEEING SOMEONE HAVING TO GO THROUGH THIS EVERYDAY!! IM SOOO SERIOUS BRINTEY'S FANS NEED TO GO GET THEM TO LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!! SHE'S TRYING SOOOOOOO HARD TO GET HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER AND SHE'S MAKING A REALLLY GREAT EFFORT TO MAKE A COMEBACK!!!! BUT NO ONE WILL LET HER! IT MAKES ME SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD!!!!!!!THIS IS SOOO UN-HUMAN!

Posted at 10:39PM on May 13th 2008 by CUTIE

99. TAKE HER CAR AWAY!!!!!!! EVIDENTLY SHE CANT TALK AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME. GET HER OFF THE STREETS AND MAKE THEM SAFE FOR FAMILIES WITH KIDS IN THE CAR

Posted at 10:39PM on May 13th 2008 by debalou

100. lol kelli what kind of 47 year old spends their time on TMZ!!! lol
haha wowwwww loser much?
go get a life and then talk about britney!!

Posted at 10:40PM on May 13th 2008 by richard

101. I'm with tiffeny on this. The paps are always sending radio-like signals to implants that were secretly inserted into Britney's extremities, causing her to to do things she never intended. For example, this afternoon they directed a signal to Brit's right foot while she was stopped at the light, and made her uncontrollably lurch forward and hit the Ford ahead of her (which was stopped waaaaaayyyyyyyy too close to Brit's car -- the driver of the Explorer shares blame for being there). Voila! A photo op!

Posted at 10:42PM on May 13th 2008 by The Paps Made Her Do It

102. Britney's spending in the 12 months before the conservatorship:

Clothing $16,000
Commuting (incl. airfare) $102,000
Alimony/Child Support $35,000
Medical $86,000
Misc. $5 million

Total monthly expenditure $5.239 million


Britney's monthly budget after conservatorship:

Clothing $3,200
Commuting (incl. airfare) $20,400
Alimony/Child Support $7,000
Medical $17,200
Misc. $1 million

Total monthly expenditure $1.048 million

Well, the cost of auto insurance just went up! So make that Total monthly expenditure: $1.1 million.

Posted at 11:03PM on May 13th 2008 by The Paps Made Her Do It

103. "get out my way, y'all!" "I got to get my sweat on!"

Posted at 11:12PM on May 13th 2008 by tmz fan

104. Poor Britney, here we go again....I don't think I can go through this again with her..somebody take the car keys before she looses custody of her kids!

Posted at 12:05AM on May 14th 2008 by EGGO

105. Britney is not my favorite person, but I would hate to try to drive anywhere with 40-120 people climbing all over my car, and all around my car. I bet I would back up a few times and tap other cars paying attention to the idiots trying to take pictures of anything I do. Not her fault, but she should get a driver that just doesn't care about the paps, and knows how to drive with such idiots around.

Posted at 11:52PM on May 13th 2008 by Honest and straightforward