1. Can you believe this poor girl has to funnel Hef's junk just to be famous. Could there be a better excuse to go to college.

Posted at 4:02PM on May 13th 2008 by FlBiker

2. Is there any thing creepier than watching those three young babes kissing old Hefner on the lips? Yeeeeeech .... spitoooooe! Like making out with Grandpa! They must be really hard up for money and "fame". I feel especially bad for Bridget. She's the cutest of them all.

Posted at 4:12PM on May 13th 2008 by moveover00

3. I know Hef is so old that handlers have to feed him, read to him, wipe the spittle from his chin.
So one of you please tell him this for me.

Hef,
You can do better than this ugly snail-trail-trash. If you have to sleep with dogs, at least change 'em out every
six months or so. If you have to live a pretend existence, please do a better job of it. I'd rather you turn crazy
gay than scrape the bottom of the barrel like this. Cmon old man...you can do better in these last few days/hours
than skank.

Posted at 4:18PM on May 13th 2008 by jFp

4. I saw Bridgette in person at the Phoenix airport and she is not really all that. Her boobs are like the size of basketballs but her face not all that. Lots of makeup. I think Holly is the best.

Posted at 4:22PM on May 13th 2008 by Not Really #3

5. All you have to do is sleep with a wrinkly old 81 year old guy who looks like a wino in a Yachting Cap, and wants 2 other girlfriends in the same bed. Then you pretend you are highly intelligent, and that you want to marry him and have his baby. He funally announces to the world THAT will NEVER happen. Then you make plans to spend the token $$$ he hands you for sthupping him for 10 years , while the real $$$$goes to his daughter and sons by marriage, and the wife he is only separated from. IDOIT HOLLY>IDIOT BRIDGET>IDIOT OTHER GIRL>.

Posted at 4:25PM on May 13th 2008 by Madeleine Therese

6.

Ding - bat.

She is such a natural beauty (not!).

Posted at 4:53PM on May 13th 2008 by Sky mattress

7. LOVE HER.

Posted at 4:58PM on May 13th 2008 by Granny Pants

8. It take 3 girls for Hef.
1 to bang him, the other 2 to move him around.

He's so old when he achieves orgasm, only dust comes out.....

Posted at 5:03PM on May 13th 2008 by FlBiker

9. There's got to be a better way to make a living than servicing that hideous old man. He is absolutely disgusting and so are the bimbos who cater to him!

Posted at 5:15PM on May 13th 2008 by Victoria

10. Hey, wadaya expect? These broads are just live sex toy bimbos. They have no talent except in sucking and humping. They will have ghost writers write books for them, and end up old, wrinkled, with boobs to their knees and laughed at. Just like now.

Posted at 5:28PM on May 13th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

11. Tell Puffin Hi Holly!

Posted at 5:31PM on May 13th 2008 by Kelli

12. 10. It take 3 girls for Hef.
1 to bang him, the other 2 to move him around.

He's so old when he achieves orgasm, only dust comes out.....

Posted at 5:03PM on May 13th 2008 by FlBiker

Thanks for the laugh! I almost peed my pants!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:55PM on May 13th 2008 by Naughty but nice :)

13. These women are a disgrace to humanity. Like Holly truly loves Hef. She wants to marry him and have his child, so she can be ensured part of his fortune. I think Hef knows that, ..that is why he is relenting. Why would you want to have a baby with an 82 year old man? That would be so incredibly selfish. To almost guarantee that your child will grow up without a father is revolting, especially since she only wants to do it to lay claim to part of Hef's fortune.

Thank goodness Hef is sensible to realize that it's not fair to the kid ...to have a father who will only be around a few more years and will most likely not remember his father at all.

Holly is a cheap, gold digging, fugly tramp. I have seen pictures of her from BEFORE she was Hef's g/f .. she was fugly. Boy what a nose job, lip injections, teeth veneers, hair dye and fake boobs can do to transform someone who was UGLY into someone who is decent looking.

Posted at 6:03PM on May 13th 2008 by Jami

14. Since Holly's dream is now gone, she should cut her losses and go find someone and have a kid. I don't understand why she thought this would happen to begin with. Any psychiatrists out there?

Posted at 6:26PM on May 13th 2008 by scarlett

15. Also, everyone is commenting on her looks. Do any of you remember any of his former girlfriends? Yuck ... Barbie Benton, what a laugh!

Posted at 6:27PM on May 13th 2008 by scarlett