It's Hard Being Madonna

Ewwwww. Ewwwwww. Ewwwwww. I think my cat horked up something that looked like her last week. She really shouldn't be a slut and live in England. Last week she went jogging, and her pu**y whistled so loud that everyone thought it was an air raid siren and took cover.
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RTFLMAO................forgot who wrote this but it's funny as hell!

Are you sure you didnt put madonad face on carrot top's body?

hey, I loved reading "awww can't take it huh?" comments....couldn't have said it better myself. I think Levin is a pathetic gossip monger... he reminds me of a little old lady dishin dirt...I swear he get almost gets giddy when he's gossiping about some poor celebrity who got caught in TMZ's camera lens. I can't change the channel fast enough... I'm just creeped out.....eeeeyuck..

I'm not into this look at all. I would rather see her lose those man arms and get more feminine again. HOWEVER, in the big picture, it looks good on stage and when she's all dressed up in her videos. And she's about to go on tour again. Let's not forget this women is 50, and probably looks better than all of you on here that are half her age and probably sitting in front of a computer all day eating powdered doughnuts and fried chicken. Common knowledge is that people who are happy with themselves and look good do not rip apart other people based on physical appearances in such a hateful way. I challenge all of you mothf***ers to post pictures of you fat asses on here along with your cruel comments.
And as far as Madge needing to retire? Well, it seems to me her single and album are both smash hits. Both are still in the Top 10 and her tour is already sold out all over the world. So what's the problem? She's bringing a lot of energy and happiness to a lot of people. And did someone say she is just copying Nelly Furtado? Who is that anyway?

Seems she's fully crossed over into the realm of having a distorted body image disorder.... kinda sad.