It's Hard Being Madonna

91. Thank goodness we have Emilio here to tell us what we're all doing wrong.

Emilio, before you go spouting off at the mouth again about what you THINK someone may look like, you may want to see what they actually look like first. Otherwise you may come off looking like a knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon dirtbag who has NO CLUE what he is talking about. I made a simple observation about how lazy humans are, which I thought you apparently agreed with, and then you have to turn it into some crusade for promoting health and weightlifting. Nothing wrong with either one but you had to take it one step further and get all macho and act like a complete jackass about it. Thank goodness we have you to set us all straight. Thank goodness Emilio is here for us, telling us all to pump iron and run our butts off everyday and exercise so we wont die early. I had planned to engage in a little witty banter with you and have a little fun but you have managed to suck all the life and the fun out of this party and you're just not worth the trouble,pal.

Posted at 4:28PM on May 13th 2008 by Fox Mulder

92. disgusting arms disgustingly pale, a very very unattractive woman, then and now.

Posted at 4:26PM on May 13th 2008 by Nick

93. Way too ripped for a woman. Eat some fat. Please. Make it coconut or avocado... but eat something, please. It's not attractive at all.

Posted at 4:26PM on May 13th 2008 by sara

94. You know, TMZ was a fun place to read the stories about celeb's but now it's more and more just talking crap about the way someone looks and less and less about some good stories.

Putting people down is easy...why not try journalism? At least a story about the person. Not the man hands, not the other crap. And PLEASE stop calling people "douche's". That's just gross.

If I want this kind of crap, I'll go to Perez Hilton's site.

Posted at 4:28PM on May 13th 2008 by Brattus Rattus

95. #85 I can not beleive you would make that statment its like you are defending the obesity epidemic in your country.. Yes any one can get heart disease, high blood sugar and all the other diseases in the world but being overweight substantially increases your chances. OOh my God are all AMericans in denial. I wasa just trying to make a point about someone who is abviously very fit and takes helath and fitness very seriously.(Geez i dont even like Madonna as an artist) Ok ya me voy!!!!

Posted at 4:30PM on May 13th 2008 by Emilio

96. Fox mulder maybe he would have given you witty banter if you had any yourself. It just sounds like you want to mouth off cuz you think you're witty. um not so much though. Hey do you work for TMZ? LOL!!! For the record you guys started with him. All he was initially saying, was look how Americans (heftiest people in the world) are so quick to make fun of someone who takes their phsyique more seriously (WHICH IS SO TRUE...it was a good point to be made) and then some of you started with your sad stories of kids and too busy blah blah blah! He's right and all your B!tchin doesn't negate his original point. Now deal.

Posted at 4:41PM on May 13th 2008 by I gotchu emilio

97. The French don't bathe
The English don't brush their teeth
We eat too many twinkies

Everyone has room for improvement.

Posted at 4:42PM on May 13th 2008 by silly sally went to town walking backwards upside down

98. She's in great shape, but man...She looks gross! Madonna seems like one hard bitch so why not have the guns to match?

Posted at 4:43PM on May 13th 2008 by djdw61

99. I LOVE MADONNA ,LOVE THE WAY HER BODY IS TONED,HOPES SHE STOPS THERE,AND NOT GET TO MASCULINE

Posted at 4:53PM on May 13th 2008 by sotired

100. Damn! God bless my father........now I feel bad. You are right on so many levels Emilio. Just don't be so harsh, I'm not going to pretend that certain(unkind) thoughts don't creep into my head when I see obese people. We should be and need to be so much healthier as a nation. It is frustrating when you feel like people aren't trying to help themselves. We need to encourage people in a different way, and no I don't know how........now I'm arguing with myself. Sorry Fox Mulder I did my share to suck all the fun out of this.lol:)

Posted at 4:48PM on May 13th 2008 by my man has big hands:)

101. I think you're witty Fox Mulder.............

Posted at 4:50PM on May 13th 2008 by my man has big hands:)

102. For the record you guys started with him. All he was initially saying, was look how Americans (heftiest people in the world) are so quick to make fun of someone who takes their phsyique more seriously (WHICH IS SO TRUE...it was a good point to be made) and then some of you started with your sad stories of kids and too busy blah blah blah! He's right and all your B!tchin doesn't negate his original point. Now deal.

Posted at 4:41PM on May 13th 2008 by I gotchu emilio


Ok, I am just gonna cut right to the chase.

Dude, you're an idiot. You definitely dont need to be breeding or anything.

Posted at 4:54PM on May 13th 2008 by Hoozat

103. my man has big hands:)


Thanks. I appreciate the thought.

Posted at 4:57PM on May 13th 2008 by Fox Mulder

104. Ya know for all the people on this site making nasty comments about Madonna's arms being gross...well thanks for bringing it to light for me that I am as ugly as I thought because I have always had muscles without ever going to the gym or trying. I have arms like that and I never wanted them. People always tell me 'oh your so lucky, a lot of women would kill to have your arms or your body for that matter', because I am naturally thin and muscular all over and find it difficult to gain weight even at my current age of 37. Oh and yes those nasty veins stick out but only when I am hot (as in body temp). I guess those friends were just trying to lift my spirits. ouch..... Maybe Madonna has a similar problem of just being naturally thin skinned.

Posted at 4:58PM on May 13th 2008 by thank you for the wake up call

105. I think she looks great. Much better than the saggy-ass 20 somethings I see today.

Posted at 5:00PM on May 13th 2008 by Jennifer