Paris' Doggie Do, Er, Don't

America's sweetest waste of space clung to her chubby boyfriend while exiting Villa the other night, showing off her lush new Golden Retriever weave. Arf!

She better get a flea dip for that thing - summer's coming up. We're just sayin'...



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1. i like it.....i love long hair....i had hair down to my booty for many years....natural redhead also....i just cut it,, but only about 6-7 inches...i hate paris when she has short hair...yuck

Posted at 12:34PM on May 13th 2008 by red diablo

2. why would anyone date this used loser?

Posted at 12:38PM on May 13th 2008 by Just call me trailer trash....

3. You guys are so mean! You sound like Gossip Girl. It is funny though at her expense.

Posted at 12:42PM on May 13th 2008 by Barbie

4. so much for your writers "looking into" things - she had a photoshoot early, which called for the extensions, so she wore them out. I'm not fan of hers, but the stories keep getting more lame.. ??

Posted at 12:43PM on May 13th 2008 by mickey

5. Some poor horses are running around with out their tails. Weaves SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:59PM on May 13th 2008 by tazmania

6. To Paris: it doesn't matter how much you try to be Sophie, you're still just a big whore...nice try though.

Posted at 12:51PM on May 13th 2008 by Malibu girl

7. Hey, my girl Paris... or should I say Lady Godiva? Rock on my friend!

Posted at 12:52PM on May 13th 2008 by Angiebaby

8. TMZ - why waste space for this pathetic looser? Did she belch up sperm or something?

Posted at 12:53PM on May 13th 2008 by RJinchicago

9. Is she still spreading HERPES?

Posted at 12:55PM on May 13th 2008 by Adolph

10. Old Yeller

Posted at 1:00PM on May 13th 2008 by chicken stripper

11. Ewwwww. Does anyone else think it's a little strange that she hooks up
with Nicole's boyfriend's brother? I think there's a little something going on here.

Posted at 1:03PM on May 13th 2008 by Seriously

12. Who?

Posted at 1:05PM on May 13th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

13. Her feet are soooooooooooooooooo much larger than his.........that's just too freaky.

Posted at 1:09PM on May 13th 2008 by Victoria

14. I wonder if she smells like a dog when wet?

Posted at 1:11PM on May 13th 2008 by chicken stripper

15. Paris use to dress really nice before she got with that guy she's going with that guy with that tato on his neck now she's like the queen of slob's can't belive she's became such a slob so fast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:14PM on May 13th 2008 by J.D.

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