Paris' Doggie Do, Er, Don't

America's sweetest waste of space clung to her chubby boyfriend while exiting Villa the other night, showing off her lush new Golden Retriever weave. Arf!

She better get a flea dip for that thing - summer's coming up. We're just sayin'...



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16. she is such a nasty skank I can't believe this guy (or any guy) would even touch her....she needs to be fumigated but even that won't get rid of those herpes or those lopsided eyes

Posted at 1:26PM on May 13th 2008 by As I said....

17. Thank goodness she got rid of that lopsided short hair cut. She looks so much better this way.

Posted at 1:26PM on May 13th 2008 by Angie

18. I think she looks great. I like her hair better when it's long, real or not! She's hot and anyone who has anything else to say is just jealous. I think she could do better than him but whatever makes hehappy and she does seem happy and content. So content that she doesn't seem to care to much about the media attention. Does that make you mad TMZ?

Posted at 1:32PM on May 13th 2008 by Danielle

19. To Seriously

Of course theres something going on Nicole is happy and paris isnt paris is just wanting another silent war w/ nicole because shes never gonna grow up paris wants to get to the alter before nicole shes trying 2 say shes more in love than nicole and its all a big game to paris she has a 15 year old mentality and nicole is just sitting back w/ her baby laughing and as u can tell joel and nicole arnt rushing 2 the alter now are they?

Posted at 3:40PM on May 23rd 2008 by Classicrockgoddess

20. I like the Edward Scissorhands 'do better.

Posted at 1:37PM on May 13th 2008 by boredatwork

21. I'm sorry but the hair and the mini? She looks like a hooker.

Posted at 1:38PM on May 13th 2008 by Sunny

22. WE NEED A NEW WHORE

Posted at 1:39PM on May 13th 2008 by KENNY

23. useless whore and her whore loving fat ass man........paris get an aids test...you walking hiv bitch

Posted at 1:46PM on May 13th 2008 by rHIANNA

24. 20. I'm sorry but the hair and the mini? She looks like a hooker.

IT'S ALSO THE BOOTS....totally looks like a hooker, a nasty $10 hooker

Posted at 1:57PM on May 13th 2008 by The way I see it

25. THIS IS ONE NON CELEB WHO WILL NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING .........

RICK AND KATHY HILTON RAISED THERE KIDS WRONG ..............

THEY'VE NO REAL JOB ............TRUST FUND BABIES ...............

Posted at 1:59PM on May 13th 2008 by PARIS , NIKKI , BARRON , AND CONDRAD HILTON TRUST FUND BABIES .......WILL NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING .

26. Extensions are just gross - you can't really brush them out good, so you are not brushing all the dead skin out of your scalp and most people with them tend to wash their hair a lot less too... yuck.

Posted at 2:08PM on May 13th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

27. She better work out the extensions! Love ya, Paris!

Posted at 2:11PM on May 13th 2008 by Dave

28. Oh TMZ!! I love it! I think thats the first time I've about fell out of my chair laughing at something you've posted!

Posted at 2:29PM on May 13th 2008 by marie

29. "...FLEA DIP FOR THAT THING..." Do you mean her date or the horrible weave?

Posted at 2:33PM on May 13th 2008 by MommyWhatsADoucheBag?

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Posted at 2:37PM on May 13th 2008 by ParisSucks

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